Media thread 2022/23

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The BBC are really in a quandary. They recently discovered a little known EPL rule that bars teams in a the same town or city having managers who resemble each other. Liverpool, London and Manchester are currently the only areas where this applies but as pointed out by the BBC Manchester City employ a manager with a similar likeness to the Manchester United manager. A spokesperson for the BBC said this issue needs to be resolved, if this is implemented Pep Guardiola may could be asked to resign his position but a less drastic solution could be for him to wear glasses, a false nose and a curly wig. When it was pointed out Pep was manager at City before the new United manager the reply was " ahh but didn't ol pisscan sound out Pep before City? if he'd gone to the Theatre of dreams it would have meant they would have employed a bald manager with a small amount of facial hair so the Intention was there. In Liverpool this predicament is unlikely to occur as one club has a handsome stylish manager the other one doesn't and unless unpredictable Everton decide to sack their manager sometime soon then replace him with the favourite in the 16:30 race at Haydock Park this shouldn't become an issue.
 
The BBC are really in a quandary. They recently discovered a little known EPL rule that bars teams in a the same town or city having managers who resemble each other. Liverpool, London and Manchester are currently the only areas where this applies but as pointed out by the BBC Manchester City employ a manager with a similar likeness to the Manchester United manager. A spokesperson for the BBC said this issue needs to be resolved, if this is implemented Pep Guardiola may could be asked to resign his position but a less drastic solution could be for him to wear glasses, a false nose and a curly wig. When it was pointed out Pep was manager at City before the new United manager the reply was " ahh but didn't ol pisscan sound out Pep before City? if he'd gone to the Theatre of dreams it would have meant they would have employed a bald manager with a small amount of facial hair so the Intention was there. In Liverpool this predicament is unlikely to occur as one club has a handsome stylish manager the other one doesn't and unless unpredictable Everton decide to sack their manager sometime soon then replace him with the favourite in the 16:30 race at Haydock Park this shouldn't become an issue.
That's just weird
 
Plenty of cash to indulge Simon Stone following his team around the globe then….
But no cash to make sure that Manchester City (the BEST team in the LAND and ALL THE WORLD) is represented in a fair and balanced way? MMMM, a very interesting dilemma for the powers that be at the BBC?
 
The BBC are really in a quandary. They recently discovered a little known EPL rule that bars teams in a the same town or city having managers who resemble each other. Liverpool, London and Manchester are currently the only areas where this applies but as pointed out by the BBC Manchester City employ a manager with a similar likeness to the Manchester United manager. A spokesperson for the BBC said this issue needs to be resolved, if this is implemented Pep Guardiola may could be asked to resign his position but a less drastic solution could be for him to wear glasses, a false nose and a curly wig. When it was pointed out Pep was manager at City before the new United manager the reply was " ahh but didn't ol pisscan sound out Pep before City? if he'd gone to the Theatre of dreams it would have meant they would have employed a bald manager with a small amount of facial hair so the Intention was there. In Liverpool this predicament is unlikely to occur as one club has a handsome stylish manager the other one doesn't and unless unpredictable Everton decide to sack their manager sometime soon then replace him with the favourite in the 16:30 race at Haydock Park this shouldn't become an issue.

Have the rags moved to Manchester ?
 
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