Media thread 2022/23

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

you have not mentioned the MAIN news, it has been decided, after lengthy talks, that all the first team squad, after training, will , wait for it, HAVE THEIR DINNER TOGETHER. Pp and Klopp must be trembling. f.f.s.

Hope it’s the same chef that did for Spurs before their West Ham game :)

 

[Uwe Already]

Fuck me, BBC article (which I won’t link) about Chelsea making contact for Raz, mentions Phil, Gundogan, Bernardo and Alavarez with no cash value- but when it comes to Grealish it’s “£100m man Jack Grealish” as a replacement for Raz - many would say 100m to replace Raheem was good business anyway? What a plethora of cunts (the collective noun)

 

[eyalluvitt]

Sly Sports spews… breaking story….
Pep Guadiola has responded to media criticism he is selling all City’s black players by announcing Gary Lineker is to be his new assistant.

 

[madloaf]

Sky sports main article about Sterling being underrated. We must be selling him.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Hilarious that when players are believed to be leaving City how they are lauded , Jesus is now a great signing , Sterling vastly underrated , Ake a £40m bargain but was overpriced when we bought him , the media agenda is astonishing but when we call the out we are being sensitive.
Don't think the media opinions of our club will ever change they have to placate their core following of Rags and Dippers , Foden having a barney with his missus and Jack having a few sherbets at a wedding our typical headlines in their search for negativity , desperate f*ckers.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Next thing that will come out is he wants only happy faces in training

Poor Phil The Face, new manager new start and then all this pretty boy stuff starts again.

 

[mac]

Sly Sports spews… breaking story….
Pep Guadiola has responded to media criticism he is selling all City’s black players by announcing Gary Lineker is to be his new assistant.

Kalvin would like to see " what are you on about BBC"

 

[asahartford1]

Sky sports main article about Sterling being underrated. We must be selling him.

They will have been reading bluemoon perhaps

 

[whipper]

They will have been reading bluemoon perhaps

Not the match day forum obviously:)

 

[East Level 2]

Next thing that will come out is he wants only happy faces in training

Easily done: "Right lads, remember how much you're being paid for being shit."