Media thread 2022/23

[Rochdale Blue]

Must be a poor journalist if he doesn't think a night out with Pep would increase his knowledge of football a hundredfold. If he just wants laughs he can go out and get pissed with his idiot journo friends.

He knows Pep would just say he was washing his hair rather than have a night out with practically anyone from the British or Irish media.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

That's Alfie Harrison, he won't be 17 until November and has moved up to the U18s this season.

thanks mate. Lets hope he makes it to the very top with our team.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Dissimilar metals causing an electric charge, a bit like a battery.

Every day is a school day, thanks Gazza.

 

[Gazza]

Every day is a school day, thanks Gazza.

To be fair, I made it up a bit.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

To be fair, I made it up a bit.

Even so, it’s right!

 

[citymad]

Why do I always feel uneasy when ratface gets together to talk with one of our players. It just feels creepy and I wish he would just fuck off. I despise his viewpoints and his personality.Same goes for spit.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

English journo giving his thoughts about the derby on the Off The Ball pod....

City have a poor defense, but you just can't get at them.
Not many would opt for a night out with Pep.

I can't remember the idiots name but I don't think he posts on here.

We got one of the top defences again thus far and the media slate us on it, same a few years back before a big game and we slaughtered them.

The media look desperate to talk us down defensively before a big game, like a derby. Truth is since we got Ake and the beastly Akanji to our defence we seem way more solid. Dias is the best replacement for Kompany and is amazing. Walker and Laporte are still great and Cancello is out of this world. we re up for this on Sunday, they can **** themselves for all i care. Home Win.

 

[bluemanchester]

Like when you bite into a Kit Kat and somehow a piece of silver foil had stuck to the chocolate?

I know what you mean but when did you last buy a kit kat? They are not packed like that now.

 

[northendenton]

If you think Haaland is being "ridiculed by the media" you need a long lie down in a dark room. He's probably the most universally lauded new player in premier league history.

God I hate this fucking thread. Reading it is like putting your tongue on a battery.

Fkn shocking aint it

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Awesome BBC stuff online, our only bit is 17+ hours ago and Stones in a red shirt (I know he was injured playing for England).

 

[remember arthur mann]

Quick browse on MCFC News Now site, it might as well be the rag one.

 

[Centurions]

Quick browse on MCFC News Now site, it might as well be the rag one.

Why? Is the rag one as bad? News Now is an appalling site by the way, pure click bait.

 

[manimanc]

Quick browse on MCFC News Now site, it might as well be the rag one.

What do you expect mate, always the same in the build up.

 

[mac]

If you think Haaland is being "ridiculed by the media" you need a long lie down in a dark room. He's probably the most universally lauded new player in premier league history.

God I hate this fucking thread. Reading it is like putting your tongue on a battery.

Most media outlets have run the Haaland story. If it gets to you so much get in your garage, pop your bonnet and lick your battery. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[applecentral]

That's Alfie Harrison, he won't be 17 until November and has moved up to the U18s this season.

How old?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Ha ha - I know what you mean.

The media have a dilemma, They hate City are paid to hate City, but can see the clickbait earning potential of praising Haaland too. Hmmmm, what to do?
They have created 2 City's - 1 that has the terminator in it alone and the other, the rest of the team in order that they can carry on as usual with the drivel and shit.
Problem solved.

They do it with Kevin.

 

[Spanishbob]

Clicked onto the mirror sport this morning. Banner headline Haalands dad says his boy won’t finish his 5 yr contract and will be gone to Madrid in a couple of years. Is there a big game this Sunday?

 

[tommybooth]

Splashford scores two goals and is player of the month for September!!!!!!!!

 

[give it to gordon]

Why do you guys bother reading or watching the press/media ?

 

[Tracking back]

It's a thing of beauty to see that our man Haaland is the single biggest threat to the Premier League and the red-top media.

They haven't actually come out and voiced that. However, every article that I've seen about him has the phrase "Haaland Exit" in the headline.

He must be pissing off a lot people in the media and terrifying a certain local fanbase?