Media thread 2022/23

[waspish]

I see the lovely Miguel obsessing about us again....

Haha he tweets and writes like a fan not head of sport for his paper what slapped arse cry baby!

 

[eyalluvitt]

"Manchester City have failed to score in THREE consecutive away games"


"Manchester City have now failed to score in FOUR consecutive away games" *













* From open play

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

No - He's creating chances for himself. It's inarguable that he gets a lot of shots away, and often from good positions that he's got himself into.

He appears not to have the technique to make the most of this skill, but then he also seems to take a lot of difficult to control first time hits. Not sure if xG takes into account how hard the technique is, as he could be boosting his xG further by taking on shots that even the best players would avoid.

One curious aspect is that his impressive goal scoring record last season was based on massively outperforming his xG. Perhaps he is one of those comic characters that discovers magic boots in a dump, but then loses them.

Not Jimmy Grimble boots though!

 

[deano ou812]

"Manchester City have failed to score in THREE consecutive away games"


"Manchester City have now failed to score in FOUR consecutive away games" *













* From open play

Probably be an OG that wins us our next away game then ;-)

 

[Bald fraud]

The highlight of our shithouse media's season was Haaland isn't playing. They are in a never ending tunnel of self inflicted misery. Fuck all the fan boy cuntchops.

Spot on! They were all giddy as fuck just because he wasn’t playing. Hayley McQueen was creaming her kecks on sky when it was announced! We really have broken these fuckers when the highlight of their weekend is one of our players being injured!

 

[aguero93:20]

Probably be an OG that wins us our next away game then ;-)

Hopefully. That'll boil some piss.

 

[Kippax77]

Spot on! They were all giddy as fuck just because he wasn’t playing. Hayley McQueen was creaming her kecks on sky when it was announced! We really have broken these fuckers when the highlight of their weekend is one of our players being injured!

A Rag pig in knickers

 

[Chris Holmes]

Klopp Out!

 

[Blue Mist]

Klopp Out!

Klopp In !!!!

 

[CityFan1970]

BBC can't even get basic facts right.

21:50

FT: Liverpool 1-2 Leeds

Liverpool sit in ninth in the table with just four wins from 12 games this season.

It's their fewest points after 12 Premier League games in a season since 2014-15 (14). They are already trailing league leaders Arsenal - who play Nottingham Forest tomorrow - by 13 points.

 

[urban genie]

its true was just about to post as well, cunts they are

 

[BringBackSwales]

Klopp Out!

Nonsense, extend the fuckers contract. Knackered after driving back from Leicester but staying up to watch the **** losing it in his interview

 

[bluealf]

How the fuck did we lose to these fuckers

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Spot on! They were all giddy as fuck just because he wasn’t playing. Hayley McQueen was creaming her kecks on sky when it was announced! We really have broken these fuckers when the highlight of their weekend is one of our players being injured!

Don’t those stupid fuckers realise we still scored 100 goal last season without Haarland.

 

[Chris Holmes]

Klopp In !!!!

I bet his excuse tonight will be that 'it's too warm for this time of year for his players'

 

[Leeky]

How the fuck did we lose to these fuckers

Playing us is their cup final, tonight’s result has pissed me off, they are our new Crystal Palace bogey team

 

[aguero93:20]

How the fuck did we lose to these fuckers

Because they've built their reputation on turning up twice a year against us, the demented circus monkeys.

 

[urban genie]

How the fuck did we lose to these fuckers

A disallowed goal and cancelo being well cancelo

 

[waspish]

its true was just about to post as well, cunts they are

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Klopp all Klopped out

 

[mat]

Klopp Out!

I got slapped last time I said that.