Meeting Rag Players & ******* Them Off!

[Corky]

i take that back. 'COGGIE'

but, your a very sad rag, who hunts through a MANCHESTER CITY FORUM for anti scum posts

and replys with the word 'OBSESSED' everytime.

its that pathetic its hilarious........... your the one obsessed.

i'd rather be buggered 5 times daily against my will than go on a rag forum.

I suppose only you can say whether its against your will or not..but I do believe its a common excuse by people in denial.
Okay so you don't look at the wider picture and go on other fans forums,but don't judge everyone by your blinkered approach and once again I would ask you to prove that I reply with "OBSESSED" everytime

Do one Kevin!

okay..you've got me on that one

We're gunna rock down to victoria avenue, blackley take me higher!

 

[coggie]

i take that back. 'COGGIE'

but, your a very sad rag, who hunts through a MANCHESTER CITY FORUM for anti scum posts

and replys with the word 'OBSESSED' everytime.

its that pathetic its hilarious........... your the one obsessed.

i'd rather be buggered 5 times daily against my will than go on a rag forum.

I suppose only you can say whether its against your will or not..but I do believe its a common excuse by people in denial.
Okay so you don't look at the wider picture and go on other fans forums,but don't judge everyone by your blinkered approach and once again I would ask you to prove that I reply with "OBSESSED" everytime

2 times tonight at least.

last reply to you ...............SAD, SAD RAG.

okay..so 2 posts out of how many....is that what you call always....

 

[Pollerz]

was playing poker in the casino and darren fletcher was there nobody had really seen him but out of the blue a man city fan came up behind him and goes

"Is that darren fletcher the united player? Im a blue and i still know that wankers a united player!"

I was pissing myself for the next 10 hands

 

[bluecore]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

Back in the late 60's when I was a wee lad, we had a day out at Lymm Dam, and we happened to bump into Bobby Charlton. I asked him for his autograph, and he bravely told me to 'bugger off,son'. I have hated the bald little twat ever since.

Imagine my glee a couple of months back when I was in terminal 2 at the airport and I saw the great man himself, complete with his wobbly head, come shuffling past.

"Bobby Charlton?" I said.
"Yes" he said.
Now, I didn't know this at the time, but he had been holding a book signing session somewhere in the building, so he was receptive to questions.
"The last time I spoke to you I was 11 years old and you told me to bugger off. Well, thanks to you I did, and I have been supporting City ever since".

Which is a lie, I was already a blue then, but so what.

He didn't look too pleased, but I honestly, seriously enjoyed it. The look on his wobbling face.

I know he was a great player, but I have always completely and utterly disliked the twat.

Not surprised he didn't look pleased. I've met him a few times, decent bloke.

Once got his autograph at the cricket when I was about 13 I told him I was blue but only after he'd signed my book - he thought it was funny.

No time at all for the rags and their team but Bobby Charlton and Matt Busby are/were very nice fellas.

 

[MCFC1986]

RIGHT!
One morning I woke up next to Roy Keane in bed, bummed him to death.
Got up, went to Fergie's and shot the red faced **** in the bollocks.
Drove to Old Trafford, ran over Gary Neville's kids on the way.
Got there painted Matt Busby blue and burned the shithole down.
Seen Cantona and karate kicked him within an ince of his life
then seen Gary Neville, chopped him in half and danced on his grave singing Blue Moon............



And if you try and tell kids this nowadays.....They won't believe you!!!

 

[we-r-the-big-4]

unfortunately i grew up in south and only have a story about Lampard.. please forgive .. i'll tell anyway.. Went to the same school and was in year above. Back then there was a craze going on for some1 to lose a shoe or trainer .. almost every day for a long time some1 would nick a trainer off some unlucky bugger who then couldn't do p.e or GAMES. the school i went to had games wed afternoon for all years which was footie mainly, summer cricket. 1 summers day we are all getting changed for cricket and Fat Frank is steaming coz he's had a trainer nicked.. at the time it was so common it didn't get much of a laugh.. But now he is a big name in footie , everytime i see him it reminds me of his face.. looking so pissed with only 1 trainer.. i am laughing as i am writing this.. you woulda had to have been there to be really loving this.

 

[bluemoonmatt]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

Back when Tommy Doc was their manager I was working in Jimmy Saville's club when Lou Macari came in. I said "Oi, Lou, why aren't you serving in the chippy".

He wasn't happy.

Anyway, when he left his coat in the locker room I went over, told them I had been told to get it for him and take it to him and took it out the back.

The night before I had had toad in the hole for tea and had awful constipation. I dropped my pants and with al the might I could muster, desposited a log in his coat pocket.

When he came back a few hours later he was fuming, you should have seen his face. He started shouting 'Someone has had a shit in my coat pocket. I've been had over again by those damn City fans'.

Anyway, I wasn't there to witness this as the effort I had to muster to overcome the constipation was so much that I had ruptured my anal passage. I got a mate to take the coat back to the cloak room but I was writhing in agony on the floor and an ambulance had to be called. Two hours later I was having life saving surgery. Imagine my surprise when I woke up the following day and two coppers were waiting to arrest me. They had put two and two together and had me bang to rights for shitting in a coat.

I got five years, served three, lost my job and family and haven't seen any of my children in 30 years. Oh, and I have a plastic bag attached to my waist at all times now.

Still, got one over on that Rag Macari though, eh.

this is one of the funniest things i have read in a long time, pure fantasy but bejesus i actually cried laughing

 

[yousawmestandinalone]

I was in Toys R Us once, well over 10 year ago.

Paul Ince was shopping with his missus and son. I ripped a bit of paper out of a notepad off the shelf. Scribbled something on it and asked Ince for his autograph. When he'd finished, I unfolded the other half where I'd written.. I hereby certify that Manchester United are shit and I'm a terrible player, signed...

He took the huff, and screwed it up and walked off. You should have seen the look on his wifes face it was minted!!

 

[Jnr Kisby]

RIGHT!
One morning I woke up next to Roy Keane in bed, bummed him to death.
Got up, went to Fergie's and shot the red faced **** in the bollocks.
Drove to Old Trafford, ran over Gary Neville's kids on the way.
Got there painted Matt Busby blue and burned the shithole down.
Seen Cantona and karate kicked him within an ince of his life
then seen Gary Neville, chopped him in half and danced on his grave singing Blue Moon............



And if you try and tell kids this nowadays.....They won't believe you!!!

well of course we had it hard...

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Used to work in Cheerleaders in my Uni days and I think this has to be near the top of any list?

Lee Sharpe and Roy Keane came in pissed-out of heads one midweek evening and were obnoxious to everyone and the waitresses.

They began ordering pitchers of Budweisers - about three at a time over the next couple hours

Took one of the pitchers aside in staff cubicle and duly topped it up...with my piss.

Watched them drink every last fooking drop and oh the irony of it, they left a £30 tip!