Meeting Rag Players & ******* Them Off!

[bertisbigbanana]

I know its not a rag player but I hope this counts.......

I live in Cobham (where Chelsea train) and was driving through the high street about 10 mins ago when who do I see outside the estate agents?? Only a certain John Terry.

Anyway I was at the lights and wound down the window and told him in no uncertain terms that he "should've joined for city when he had the chance". Dickhead.

On another note, Vanessa Peronnocel (the girl in the middle of the Bridge-Terry thing) looked around my house because we're selling up. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeee she's alright ;)

 

[Peter Doherty]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

i stole denis irwins coat frrom a pub in dublin and threw it in the liffey,after going through his pockets

And the winner is...

 

[talkativesprout]

Was going to my grans house when i gets to the door rooney comes out tucking his shirt in his shell suit, he just gave me a coy wink. I had the last laugh tho when my 86 yr grans syphillis results came back positive the day after

 

[mike1923]

I met Roy Keane walking his dogs one day when I was at school.

I couldn;t think of anything to say so just went with the first thing that popped out - 'Hows Alfie Haaland these days you ****?'

He didn't look amused, think it was probably a good job I was young enough to get away with saying things like that or I might have got a slap.

 

[We are City....]

I fitted a kitchen many years ago for Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

I turned up on the day wearing my 'Kinkladze' City shirt that I use for work.
Ruud turned up around mid day (back from training) and came in to have a look.
He noticed me in my shirt and said "who do you support?
I replied "Manchester City" to which he replied "Never heard of them".

Unfortunately for the horse faced twat we hadn't long since hammered the rag bastards 4-1, a game in which Mr Ed had played in.

He phoned up our office a week or so later shouting and balling about how someone had carved '4-1' into the back of one of his kitchen cupboard doors.

We had to go back and fit a new door but is was fucking worth it.

 

[msl]

I fitted a kitchen many years ago for Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

I turned up on the day wearing my 'Kinkladze' City shirt that I use for work.
Ruud turned up around mid day (back from training) and came in to have a look.
He noticed me in my shirt and said "who do you support?
I replied "Manchester City" to which he replied "Never heard of them".

Unfortunately for the horse faced twat we hadn't long since hammered the rag bastards 4-1, a game in which Mr Ed had played in.

He phoned up our office a week or so later shouting and balling about how someone had carved '4-1' into the back of one of his kitchen cupboard doors.

We had to go back and fit a new door but is was fucking worth it.

Hahaha, that is quality. Hats off

 

[adamgregory]

When I was a kid I grew up in Worsley, I used to deliver David Beckhams M.E.N, the Christmas he gave me a £4 tip (the tight bastard) so I used the £4 to buy a copy of Fiesta, stuck it in his copy of the M.E.N and bunged it through the door, I have no idea what happened as I made my escape pretty sharpish but I'd like to think it caused a marital.

 

[Blue Mist]

Long story short. City had just signed Trevor Francis and they put him in some posh flats in Chorlton. By chance I Met him at the door to the flats and he was with Bryan Robson. I went up and told him I was a big Blue and as corny as it was I would love his autograph. Trev duly signed some paper I had at which point Robson moved forward and said "I suppose you'll want mine as well". No word of a lie I just looked at him in disgust and said "What the f*ck would I want yours for?" I then thanked Francis, turned and walked off. My mate said Robsons face was an absolute picture as he stood there with his big gob open.

 

[HolisticJim]

i take that back. 'COGGIE'

but, your a very sad rag, who hunts through a MANCHESTER CITY FORUM for anti scum posts

and replys with the word 'OBSESSED' everytime.

its that pathetic its hilarious........... your the one obsessed.

i'd rather be buggered 5 times daily against my will than go on a rag forum.

I suppose only you can say whether its against your will or not..but I do believe its a common excuse by people in denial.
Okay so you don't look at the wider picture and go on other fans forums,but don't judge everyone by your blinkered approach and once again I would ask you to prove that I reply with "OBSESSED" everytime

Fair play to you pal if you want to come on here and have a sensible conversation. No worries but I would like to point out one simple fact....

Inside every red is a city fan just fighting to get out!

Lol!

Cheers

 

[MCC]

More from the memoirs of ex-Oasis drummer Tony McCarroll, who, we learned yesterday, was responsible (along with Liam Gallagher) for "accidentally" damaging the cars of Manchester United stars Paul Ince and Eric Cantona while working as a car valet in the band's early days.

Soon after being fired from the band, McCarroll found himself back in the same job, helping to clean David Beckham's black Ferrari Spider.

He claims he and his employer, known only as "Big Un", mistakenly disabled the car's retractable roof just as a "coiffured and lotioned" Beckham prepared to drive it to Old Trafford to sign a new contract with United.

The glum superstar was forced to take his Cadillac Escalade 4x4 to the meeting instead. Soon after he drove off, however, McCarroll (a Man City fan) miraculously fixed the Ferrari's roof. These things happen.


After being fired from Oasis by Noel Gallagher in 1995, the band's original drummer, Tony McCarroll, sued for his slice of the five-album deal. This week, McCarroll, 38, publishes his version of the now-defunct band's early history: Oasis: The Truth, The Noel Truth Is Nothing Like The Truth.

Perhaps his most incendiary revelation is that the band's beginnings were funded by footballers, not from the Gallaghers' beloved Manchester City but from arch-rivals United. While struggling as musicians, McCarroll writes, both he and Liam Gallagher worked for a car valeting firm which serviced the vehicles of United's stars.

The players' business was secured after McCarroll's boss, one "BigUn", tricked Gallagher into delivering a fake love letter to Reds striker Mark Hughes, who saw the funny side. Among BigUn's Old Trafford clients were Paul Ince, whose wheel arches Gallagher wrecked by scrubbing them with wire wool, and Eric Cantona, whose new Mercedes lost a driver's door while in their care. Both incidents, claims McCarroll, were unfortunate accidents. I believe you, Tony – thousands wouldn't.