Meeting Rag Players & ******* Them Off!

[mancitygaz]

An old ex rag has a 'stool' in his partition wall with the words utd are shite pointing to it.

No names, sorry, he still lives there.

 

[mancity1955]

pitty irwin wasnt in the coat<br /><br />-- Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:08 pm --<br /><br />

i stole denis irwins coat frrom a pub in dublin and threw it in the liffey,after going through his pockets

Haha, quality.
How much did you pocket? ;)

was the **** in it

 

[charliebigspuds]

An old ex rag has a 'stool' in his partition wall with the words utd are shite pointing to it.

No names, sorry, he still lives there.

Is it David May? I know him and he's always been a blue, PM if you like

 

[Txiki Vimto]

when i used to play sunday junior league football, at the end of every season we'd have a 'medal-fest' where all the medals are presented and what not.

I was about 12 so my brother must have been in under 15's. anyway wes brown was a special guest presenting the medals.

'Please give a warm welcome... blah blah'

all you hear is my brother at the front booing at the top of his voice. He got chucked out but our dad was well proud.

 

[charliebigspuds]

I'll give you an example....i used to work at Megabowl (the bowling alley) when Andy Cole came in with his lad. This was back in about 2000, while he was bowling in the smelliest/dirtyest pair of bowling shoes i could find, i went into the back where we kept the customers shoes and i spat into his brand new Nike Airs,

??

No wonder the citizen never be crowned as the king of Manchester. Coz, the fans is so bitter.

any chance of a English translation of this

 

[Wellsblue21]

When the rags trained at the cliff my cousin who was only 8 - 10 at the time nicked 'Road Close' signs and cones off his dads van (they only live a stones throw away) and closed the road off leaving scholes looking confused upon his arrival.

 

[Gallagher_92]

hahahaha

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Re: Meeting Rag Players & Pissing Them Off!

2 mates of mine were walking through the trafford centre a couple of years back and noticed quite a crowd moving through the place so they stopped to see what the attraction was, it was Giggs out and about and lots of people getting autographs and pics etc. my mate waits for a bit and gets to giggs with the crowd still round and says " any chance of a photo mate" to which giggs says "yeah no problem" before he knows whats going on my mate passes Giggs his mobile phone and then stands back next to his mate with his arm round his shoulder and says " try not to cut the top of our heads off will you mate" all dead pan like. He reckons the look on Giggs face for about 30 seconds was class and his crowd were somewhat confused as well. The icing on the cake he reckons was that then giggs took the pic, saw the funny side and said " you've got to be blue's" which of course they are. He still has the pic and still likes to show it off as his Ryan Giggs photo (only there is no Giggs in it of course !)

see thats funny

haha thats awesome, fair to him

 

[elano]

A mate of mine was working in a flat in wilmslow overlooking a petrol station a few years back and silvestre was filling his car up,
My mate started shouting shit at him and he was waving back and smiling he obvoviusly didnt have a clue what he was saying,

 

[SS117]

This is no word of a lie.

I live in Partington which is near Carrington & was walking in Sale, I walked home. On the way home I saw Carrick in his car in Carrington/Sale and he was traffic, I said to my mate who's a rag, dare me to go up to Carricks car and dance around it singing Yaya & my mate said yeah go on, so I went up to his car knocked on his window he looked at me and then I started singing Yaya and dancing his car also singing "You're just a shit Gareth Barry" my mate who was on the other side of the road loved it even though he's a red. The people in other cars must of thought what a tit I am, but that was one of the best things I've done in my life! Hahaha