Melanie Sykes.

[Phil Meup]

She's a bit of a munter isn't she?

Sorry - pls ignore.
Thought that sa
id 'nutter'
Looks for specs!

Thought it said 'She's a bit of a nutter'
& so I was putting 'Of course - she's a woman!'
Should've know I'd got it wrong as nobody had pointed out the obvious before me!

 

[scotty123]

grew up with her in mossley, her sister samantha is even fitter tbh

Did they go in Best Of Brass?

 

[waterloo blue]

grew up with her in mossley, her sister samantha is even fitter tbh

Did they go in Best Of Brass?

Blazing Rag?.

 

[ArtyCol]

Funny how you go right off people when you find out they are rags.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I think I've said this before but I'm pretty sure there was a rumour of Nicky Buzzer and a pal having a little fur lined fun with her a some time back.

 

[pirate]

Generally think she's bang tidy, but if you were 27 (which her husband is) and she already looks like this .....

Mutton dressed as mutton.

mutton dressed as spam

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Generally think she's bang tidy, but if you were 27 (which her husband is) and she already looks like this .....

Mutton dressed as mutton.

mutton dressed as spam

Spiced ham? Nah, more like beef jerky.

 

[Manc in London]

grew up with her in mossley, her sister samantha is even fitter tbh

Didn't she have a younger sister called Gill? I went to a party at her house about 25 years ago as Melanie's sister was a friend of my gf at the time.. Melanie wasn't there (Great story bro'). The house would have been somewhere near, or on Carrbrook Crecent. My gf, lived on Fold Crescent.

Can I just ask.....does anyone have any pics of Melanie from the Falmers jeans ad? She was at her best then. Absolutely stunning.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

A woman hitting a man is just as cowardly as a man hitting a woman.

If the man hits back, he'll be in the shit. If he presses charges, he's laughed at because he got beat up by a girl. So his only choice is to do fuck all.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'd pour a pint of Boddies all over her basket of figs then lick it off no worries, then she can beat the crap out of me for good measure, what's not to like..