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An umlaut walks into a bär.
A hyphen walks in-to a bar.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
A metathesis walks into a bra
A greengrocer walk's into a bar.
A spoonerism balks into a war.
A colon walks into a bar and evacuates.
An exclamation point walks into a bar!
Into a bar walks a chiasmus, and a chiasmus walks into a bar.
An alliteration ambles into an alehouse.
A paraprosdokian walks into a bar. Of soap.
A prozeugma walks into a bar, a fight, a fist, a wall and a hospital.
A pair of parentheses walk (into a bar).
A Chinese ballet pun woks into a barre.
A syllepsis walks into a bar and a brick wall.
A hypallage walks into a topless bar.
The double negative didn't walk into no bar.
The reflexive pronoun walked into the bar itself.
The missing vinculum was last seen walking into a bar.
A reclusive verb walked into the bar and barred the door.
An anacoluthon walks into a bar, is how this joke starts.
An aposiopesis walks into a...
A double-entendre walks into a bar and asks for a beer. So the barman gives him one.
A dangling participle walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A non sequitur sees a group going into a bar but doesn't go in.
An ellipsis...bar.
A superlative goes into a bar none.
A paradox walked into a bar but didn't drink.
An antonym walked out of the bar and headed for the theatre.
An anastrophe bar a into walks.
An epanalepsis walks into a bar, does an epanalepsis.
An assibilation walkssss into a bar.
A symantic walks into a bar, wondering what it means.
A scholar of Proto-Germanic roots *welk- into a bar.
It's a cleft sentence that walks into a bar.
Mrs Malaprop tergiversates into a bar.
A dyslexic walks into a rab.
A phonetician walks into a [ba:r].
A German walks into an Alkoholausschankabendlokal.
Et, and all his al., overran a bar.
If a protasis walked into a bar, an apodosis would follow it.
A bar is what the pseudo-cleft walked into.
A transitive verb walks the bar.
A periphrasis will walk into a bar.
They walk into a bar, the right dislocation and the cataphora.
The left dislocation and the anaphora, they walk into a bar too.
An eszet walks into a ssar.
A split infinitive decides to boldly walk into a bar.
An anacoluthon walks into--I saw him enter the bar.
A paradiplosis walks into a bar, walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink.
An anagram talks a rainbow.
Another anagram awaits lob rank, bows a rank tail, irks a law baton, knits a bawl oar, knobs a rat wail, riots a lab wank, rows anal batik, wanks labia rot and wants koala rib.
Equivocation walks into a bar. Ouch!
A subject and a verb disagrees about which bar to walk into.
An Oxford comma hops, skips, and jumps into a bar.
A pleonasm enters into a bar.
The subjunctive would walk into a bar, were it in the mood.
A hyphen, drunk after leaving the bar, mistakenly walks-into a phrasal verb.
A colon and a semicolon walk into a bar: the colon has a gutful; the semicolon orders a half.
A palindrome walks into a bar wearing a dull hat. The barman says, "a man, a plan, a bar - a banal panama."
A hyphen walks in-to a bar.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
A metathesis walks into a bra
A greengrocer walk's into a bar.
A spoonerism balks into a war.
A colon walks into a bar and evacuates.
An exclamation point walks into a bar!
Into a bar walks a chiasmus, and a chiasmus walks into a bar.
An alliteration ambles into an alehouse.
A paraprosdokian walks into a bar. Of soap.
A prozeugma walks into a bar, a fight, a fist, a wall and a hospital.
A pair of parentheses walk (into a bar).
A Chinese ballet pun woks into a barre.
A syllepsis walks into a bar and a brick wall.
A hypallage walks into a topless bar.
The double negative didn't walk into no bar.
The reflexive pronoun walked into the bar itself.
The missing vinculum was last seen walking into a bar.
A reclusive verb walked into the bar and barred the door.
An anacoluthon walks into a bar, is how this joke starts.
An aposiopesis walks into a...
A double-entendre walks into a bar and asks for a beer. So the barman gives him one.
A dangling participle walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A non sequitur sees a group going into a bar but doesn't go in.
An ellipsis...bar.
A superlative goes into a bar none.
A paradox walked into a bar but didn't drink.
An antonym walked out of the bar and headed for the theatre.
An anastrophe bar a into walks.
An epanalepsis walks into a bar, does an epanalepsis.
An assibilation walkssss into a bar.
A symantic walks into a bar, wondering what it means.
A scholar of Proto-Germanic roots *welk- into a bar.
It's a cleft sentence that walks into a bar.
Mrs Malaprop tergiversates into a bar.
A dyslexic walks into a rab.
A phonetician walks into a [ba:r].
A German walks into an Alkoholausschankabendlokal.
Et, and all his al., overran a bar.
If a protasis walked into a bar, an apodosis would follow it.
A bar is what the pseudo-cleft walked into.
A transitive verb walks the bar.
A periphrasis will walk into a bar.
They walk into a bar, the right dislocation and the cataphora.
The left dislocation and the anaphora, they walk into a bar too.
An eszet walks into a ssar.
A split infinitive decides to boldly walk into a bar.
An anacoluthon walks into--I saw him enter the bar.
A paradiplosis walks into a bar, walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink.
An anagram talks a rainbow.
Another anagram awaits lob rank, bows a rank tail, irks a law baton, knits a bawl oar, knobs a rat wail, riots a lab wank, rows anal batik, wanks labia rot and wants koala rib.
Equivocation walks into a bar. Ouch!
A subject and a verb disagrees about which bar to walk into.
An Oxford comma hops, skips, and jumps into a bar.
A pleonasm enters into a bar.
The subjunctive would walk into a bar, were it in the mood.
A hyphen, drunk after leaving the bar, mistakenly walks-into a phrasal verb.
A colon and a semicolon walk into a bar: the colon has a gutful; the semicolon orders a half.
A palindrome walks into a bar wearing a dull hat. The barman says, "a man, a plan, a bar - a banal panama."
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