micheal jackson joke

[erocsevil]

you must lead a sad life.

Yes. Expecting some people on here to be able to spell a simple name correctly is an unrealistic expectation. Much like starting a sentence with a capital letter!

oh no! i must change the error of my ways to make sure some bloke off bluemoon who i will never meet doesn't pick up on my grammar! oh god lord i have sinned!

Good grammar is just common sense.

wts da point in tlkin lyk a skool kid wud wen he's txtin his m8.

 

[Swales lives]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jade Goody expecting for Christmas this year?














Patrick Swayze. (sick bastard)

 

[dw7]

Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
"I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people."
"And tell me, were you ever in trouble?"
"Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case."
"I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name down here - what parish were you in?"
*searches frantically for coat*

shit

 

[dannybcity]

Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
"I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people."
"And tell me, were you ever in trouble?"
"Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case."
"I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name down here - what parish were you in?"
*searches frantically for coat*

shit

I thought it was quite good.

 

[jimharri]

Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
"I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people."
"And tell me, were you ever in trouble?"
"Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case."
"I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name down here - what parish were you in?"
*searches frantically for coat*

shit

Better than yours. But then again; that's not saying much. Just like your lack of capital letters.

 

[Fernster]

What has Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common?

























They both died in 2009!

 

[mr t]

Gary Glitter paid this moving tribute to Michael Jackson - "He was a wonderful giving human being and he touched young people in a way that most of us can only imagine."

He then asked if he could buy his computer.

 

[IrelandIsClarkKent]

This is an oldie (pre death).

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson.

Neil Armstrong walks on the moon. Michael Jackson fucks little kids.

 

[warpig]

Micheal Jacksons girlfriend has talked for the first time at her anguish for her lovers death

she said, im devastated, first my parents left me in portugal and now this

sick bastard.

 

[Scottyboi]

yawn

i made it quite obvious what it was going to be in the thread title

No you didn't, you said it was a joke, which is, by definition, meant to be funny.

lmao