BingoBango
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mr t said:
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micheal jackson joke
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Brucie Bonus
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Pipe down Jmi.jimharri said:Spot on. Also, it's 'Michael', not 'Micheal'. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen threads with that name in the title, spelt wrongly. Usually it's in the main forum, and has something to do with Michael Johnson. It's not that complicated a name to spell.Cheesy said:dw7 said:Forzacitizens said:yawn
i made it quite obvious what it was going to be in the thread title
No you didn't, you said it was a joke, which is, by definition, meant to be funny.
Brucie Bonus
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It was. It swerved into the truth about what really went on within the Catholic Church...and it WASN'T an issue of paedophilia....though you'd think it was if you watch the sodomite-infested media. Get it?dannybcity said:dw7 said:jimharri said:Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
"I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people."
"And tell me, were you ever in trouble?"
"Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case."
"I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name down here - what parish were you in?"
*searches frantically for coat*
shit
I thought it was quite good.
dw7 said:the first two paramedics arrive at micheal jackson's neverland to find him dead and one says to the other
"oh fuck he's dead what we gonna do" and the other says
"dont know about you but im getting on the big wheel first"
tbh the jokes i have been hearing were funny
but when i read this it was a mega fail :| :|
BimboBob
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mr t said:Gary Glitter paid this moving tribute to Michael Jackson - "He was a wonderful giving human being and he touched young people in a way that most of us can only imagine."
He then asked if he could buy his computer.
Made me chuckle.Which is more than the original poster did with his pathetic attempt at humour.Please try and keep all the playground jokes out of here,they are not funny.
gaz76
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Apparently jacko had requested his ashes be poured into an etch-a-sketch, so kids can still fiddle with his knob!