Middle Class B*llocks

[johnny on the spot]

And "Glamping". In Yurts. Die bitches, die.

Nowt wrong with yurts. Glampers can fuck off though, as can patterned Hunter wellies.

 

[TCIB]

Splashing white paint on an old decrepit chair then placing it on display in a room and calling it shabby fucking chic

New money cunts eh.

Proper old stuff is from your great great grandad and it is a a tatty old leather button back made from the 3 finest cows in the vale at the time. It is hard wood and carved and jointed by seasoned pro's who if they saw ikea would commit seppuku and you could not bare to part with it.

Strangely enough have you seen my old as fuck leather couch ?

 

[Helmet Cole]

Paying 30k a year for a kid to not come home from school until the holidays.

 

[argyle]

I just accidentally found this website listing when I was searching for porn.

<a class="postlink" href="http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair</a>

Handmade by our Long Eaton craftsmen
Hand embroidered by the artisans of Udaipur
Comes with solid weathered oak legs
Our delivery chaps will assemble for you & take away the packaging

Total middle class wank.

Fucking artisan. Urgh.

Thought that stuff was confined to London but the NQ and Spinningfields is full of wankers with shops selling "artisinal" shit.<br /><br />-- Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:50 pm --<br /><br />

Splashing white paint on an old decrepit chair then placing it on display in a room and calling it shabby fucking chic

This ^

People I know do this, they also host dinner parties where they try out do each other with their 'cookery' skills. Too much watching Masterchef and Come Dine with Me.

 

[1961_vintage]

Vintage Bikes.....

In fact anything vintage. Vintage wankers!

sad but true :-(

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

Fucking artisan. Urgh.

I noticed passing through Todmorden an Artisan coffee shop; WTF is Artisan coffee? The Hebden Bridge scene is catching.

 

[George Hannah]

There is a lot of inverted envy on this thread - you'll all be wanting just barons and serfs next. Playing into GDH's manicured if chubby hands.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

There is a lot of inverted envy on this thread - you'll all be wanting just barons and serfs next. Playing into GDH's manicured if chubby hands.

Who is GDH?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

An insiders view:

Things that middle class people rate that are actually crap/overrated:

Holidays in Abersoch
Chianti and Barolo
Yachting
Theatre
Charity Dinner Parties
Bridge
Polenta
Barbour

Middle class things that are quite good:

The BBC
Rustic Italian Food
Wife Swapping
Holidays in Tuscany
Sainsbury's
Liberalism (in parts)
Ability to take the piss out of themselves (in the main)

Worst kind of middle class people (In reverse order):

Yachty types with upturned collars
Rugger buggers who like to look down their nose at "soccer"
City of London Hooray Henrys
Horsey types
Theatre luvvies
Snobby lower-middle class housewives
Snobs generally

Best kind of middle class people:

Me

 

[George Hannah]

There is a lot of inverted envy on this thread - you'll all be wanting just barons and serfs next. Playing into GDH's manicured if chubby hands.

Who is GDH?

see above or below depending on your preferences