Middle Class B*llocks

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There is a lot of inverted envy on this thread - you'll all be wanting just barons and serfs next. Playing into GDH's manicured if chubby hands.

Who is GDH?

see above or below depending on your preferences

You've previously referred to me as that, which given your normally impeccable grammar/spelling leads me to the inevitable conclusion that it's deliberate.

Hirsute?

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

An insiders view:

Things that middle class people rate that are actually crap/overrated:

Holidays in Abersoch
Chianti and Barolo
Yachting
Theatre
Charity Dinner Parties
Bridge
Polenta
Barbour

Middle class things that are quite good:

The BBC
Rustic Italian Food
Wife Swapping
Holidays in Tuscany
Sainsbury's
Liberalism (in parts)
Ability to take the piss out of themselves (in the main)

Worst kind of middle class people (In reverse order):

Yachty types with upturned collars
Rugger buggers who like to look down their nose at "soccer"
City of London Hooray Henrys
Horsey types
Theatre luvvies
Snobby lower-middle class housewives
Snobs generally

Best kind of middle class people:

Me

Very interested in your opinions on Wife Swapping and Rustic Italian Food.

Just say the word and we can swap my extremely rustic Neapolitan Mrs Richfan and her wonderful culinary skills for half your middle class salary ..)

I think your wrong about Abersoch though, it's impossible to hire a decent ski instructor.

 

[George Hannah]

Who is GDH?

see above or below depending on your preferences

You've previously referred to me as that, which given your normally impeccable grammar/spelling leads me to the inevitable conclusion that it's deliberate.

Hirsute?

Hairdo? Hiatus hernia? Hare lip? Halitosis? - no just my own fat fingers I'm afraid GDM

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Who is GDH?

see above or below depending on your preferences

You've previously referred to me as that, which given your normally impeccable grammar/spelling leads me to the inevitable conclusion that it's deliberate.

Hirsute?

Heathen surely? ;)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

see above or below depending on your preferences

You've previously referred to me as that, which given your normally impeccable grammar/spelling leads me to the inevitable conclusion that it's deliberate.

Hirsute?

Hairdo? Hiatus hernia? Hare lip? Halitosis? - no just my own fat fingers I'm afraid GDM

I hear fat fingers are de rigueur at the aforementioned Charity Dinner Parties that I attempt eschew as much as is polite. Shame really as I'd be the centre of attention, which I quite like it has to be said.

 

[George Hannah]

You've previously referred to me as that, which given your normally impeccable grammar/spelling leads me to the inevitable conclusion that it's deliberate.

Hirsute?

Hairdo? Hiatus hernia? Hare lip? Halitosis? - no just my own fat fingers I'm afraid GDM

I hear fat fingers are de rigueur at the aforementioned Charity Dinner Parties that I attempt eschew as much as is polite. Shame really as I'd be the centre of attention, which I quite like it has to be said.

I know what you mean

 

[BimboBob]

Theatres are not shit.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

'Lads' I went to school with drinking red wine and talking about it like they're fkin connoisseurs, going on about the fruitiness and body.
These lads are from Tameside not the south of fkin France!!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Theatres are not shit.

As buildings, I agree with you.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

People that watch Masterchef.

People who make a big thing about eating/buying only locally sourced, conflict free produce.

Those shops/restaurants (and people who go there) where the word 'artisinal' or 'artisan' is an actual thing.

The Telly is swamped with this twee, over-hyped cookery shite. A procession of vacuous wankers affecting mock heroic tones and blubbing and skriking at totally inane bilge.
I love telling these arseholes that I only buy chicken that has been properly tortured, my clothing is sourced from the worst sweat-shop hellholes, where you can take comfort in the fact that none of the workers has reached puberty, and that my runner beans have been flown 5000 miles after paying the peasant who produced them 2 pence per ton.