Middle Class B*llocks

[foxy]

People that watch Masterchef.

People who make a big thing about eating/buying only locally sourced, conflict free produce.

Those shops/restaurants (and people who go there) where the word 'artisinal' or 'artisan' is an actual thing.

The Telly is swamped with this twee, over-hyped cookery shite. A procession of vacuous wankers affecting mock heroic tones and blubbing and skriking at totally inane bilge.
I love telling these arseholes that I only buy chicken that has been properly tortured, my clothing is sourced from the worst sweat-shop hellholes, where you can take comfort in the fact that none of the workers has reached puberty, and that my runner beans have been flown 5000 miles after paying the peasant who produced them 2 pence per ton.

What is it with baking recently? Middle classes are acting as if it's a new invention and cup cakes with a shit load of icing are a new idea.

 

[remember arthur mann]

An insiders view:

Things that middle class people rate that are actually crap/overrated:

Holidays in Abersoch
Chianti and Barolo
Yachting
Theatre
Charity Dinner Parties
Bridge
Polenta
Barbour

Middle class things that are quite good:

The BBC
Rustic Italian Food
Wife Swapping
Holidays in Tuscany
Sainsbury's
Liberalism (in parts)
Ability to take the piss out of themselves (in the main)

Worst kind of middle class people (In reverse order):

Yachty types with upturned collars
Rugger buggers who like to look down their nose at "soccer"
City of London Hooray Henrys
Horsey types
Theatre luvvies
Snobby lower-middle class housewives
Snobs generally

Best kind of middle class people:

Me

Do you think you meet the criteria of being a City fan? Earthy Working class!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

An insiders view:

Things that middle class people rate that are actually crap/overrated:

Holidays in Abersoch
Chianti and Barolo
Yachting
Theatre
Charity Dinner Parties
Bridge
Polenta
Barbour

Middle class things that are quite good:

The BBC
Rustic Italian Food
Wife Swapping
Holidays in Tuscany
Sainsbury's
Liberalism (in parts)
Ability to take the piss out of themselves (in the main)

Worst kind of middle class people (In reverse order):

Yachty types with upturned collars
Rugger buggers who like to look down their nose at "soccer"
City of London Hooray Henrys
Horsey types
Theatre luvvies
Snobby lower-middle class housewives
Snobs generally

Best kind of middle class people:

Me

Do you think you meet the criteria of being a City fan? Earthy Working class!

I'm a one off, but all the more of a City fan for it :-)

 

[inchy14]

Afternoon tea
The theatre of dream

cunts

 

[I'm With Stupid]

People I know do this, they also host dinner parties where they try out do each other with their 'cookery' skills. Too much watching Masterchef and Come Dine with Me.

The thing that makes me laugh is all these people currently lapping up the reality TVing of cooking shows are the same ones who would turn their noses up at reality TV like Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity.

Anyone who refers to their car by the brand name. "I'm just going to park the Jag."
Boutique hotels.
Eco-tourism: there's nothing eco about flying half way around the world and planting a fucking tree isn't going change that.

 

[-dabz-]

How about the toffee-nosed, fur coated, uber snob Wendy Craig look-a-like who held up the chippy in Timperley that was full of hungry work men at dinner time whilst she demanded her fish be put back into the fryer because it wasn't done how she likes it.

Po-faced middle class woman.

 

[steviemc]

I just accidentally found this website listing when I was searching for porn.

<a class="postlink" href="http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair</a>

Handmade by our Long Eaton craftsmen
Hand embroidered by the artisans of Udaipur
Comes with solid weathered oak legs
Our delivery chaps will assemble for you & take away the packaging

Total middle class wank.

Lol. I read one of the customer's testimonials on there...
“Marie is just marvellous, well made and stunning.”

'Marie' is a fucking headboard.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I just accidentally found this website listing when I was searching for porn.

<a class="postlink" href="http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://loaf.com/products/lucky-chair</a>

Handmade by our Long Eaton craftsmen
Hand embroidered by the artisans of Udaipur
Comes with solid weathered oak legs
Our delivery chaps will assemble for you & take away the packaging

Total middle class wank.

Lol. I read one of the customer's testimonials on there...
“Marie is just marvellous, well made and stunning.”

'Marie' is a fucking headboard.

Delivery chaps...how Knutsford is that

 

[Southbanken]

People who send perfectly edible food back, because it's not to their specification supposedly, or taste wine before approving a full glass.
They think they're being cultured but really they're on a power trip to the poor sod whos waiting on them just to impress anyone who is unlucky enough to find themselves sharing their table.

Agreed, possibly the worst kind of fuckstick. Recently witnessed one of the worst examples of this I've ever seen, I actually stood up to go and tell him what I thought of him( he was sat at a nearby table) but my wife dragged me back down. I think he got the point because he took off soon after with a doggy bag full of a whole separate dish that he no doubt ate the next night, due to the fact he ate nearly all of this huge steak before deciding it wasn't up to par.

Sent a bottle of Red back last night in a restaurant. It was corked and tasted like it, therefore not being what i ordered. You want me to pay for something that doesnt taste right - are you mental. If your pint of mild tasted horrible cos they hadnt cleaned the pipes for ages wouldn't you ask for a replacement.

The waiter also tasted it, agreed it was corked, apologised and bought me a new one - we had a laugh about it, i wasnt looking down on anyone.<br /><br />-- Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:23 pm --<br /><br />

As I heard the other day middle classes are just the upper classes pets. ?

What does that make the working classes?

*****?

Fleas!

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

How about the toffee-nosed, fur coated, uber snob Wendy Craig look-a-like who held up the chippy in Timperley that was full of hungry work men at dinner time whilst she demanded her fish be put back into the fryer because it wasn't done how she likes it.

Po-faced middle class woman.

have you been to the little chippy in a hut, kind of round the back of the village on Grove Lane, opposite the Athletic' club fields, been there since I were a nipper?

My grandparents lived in a terrace house onto the front street, and this chippy is round the back about 50 yards up, very fond memories of getting a treat from there - my uncle now lives in the house as they've passed on, making me want to go and pay a nostalgia visit, it seemed huge when we were kids, bet I can hardly get my generous frame in there now :)