Misheard lyrics

[peahead]

My mate thought Lithium by Nirvana was puerile, "I'm so horny, that's ok my willy's good."

Also an ex when she was a kid used to think Oh come all ye faithfull was about a dog called Ollie who was very loyal.

 

[wrongun73]

next time you hear that baby bird song listen, i swear it says 'big as your coaches'
it does honest!

 

[dannybcity]

I've made up loads of oasis lyrics where I've not known the words. Problem is when I get round to learning the actual words I can't sing them, my lyrics come out instead ie. Some might say the sunshine follows London.

 

[jd-blue]

the killers human - are we human, or are we denser, NOT ARE WE DANCERS!!!!!

 

[Serrrrgio]

please peope post more, im crying with laughter. :P

 

[i8therags]

scaramouse scaramouse can you chew a mouses danglar,thunderbolt and lightning,very very frightning.................Queen

 

[dannybcity]

When I was little I got told off for singing "life's a piece of ship, when you look at it". I couldn't understand why.

 

[exiledblue]

I believe in miracles - Hot Chocolate - I used to think it was I believe in milkos - and thought they must be some kind of chewy confectionery.
As for the Top Cat one referred to earlier - still not sure what the real line is - can anyone enlighten me please?

 

[buzzer1]

Me mate used to sing Love Shack by the 52's, and when it says Tin Roof, Rusted, he thought it said Tin Roof, BUSTED.
I used to think The Fun Boy 3 song Our Lips Are Sealed was Oliver Seal.

 

[BlueMoon93]

Another one on the Top Cat them tune, I used to think it was 'He's a bit, he's a tit, he's a championship, he's the toppest cat, top cat!' Lmao. I still don't know what the right words are to this day lol.