Misheard lyrics

[der bomber28]

When I was younger, used to think the start of step on by the happy mondays said, "corny chops" instead of "call the cops" lol. was convinced it was that till I was about eighteen. ;0)

 

[bluegorton]

The Corrs - Go on. Don't leave me Bradley

That Kooks tune. Ohoh, I love her because she moves in her own way. I thought it was ohoh, i love burger, chips she moves in her own way

After that song had been on in the car my 10 year old daughter pipes up "What's Ferbicus?"

 

[bluegorton]

...and also, a couple from the Mrs:

Buck Rodgers by Feeder, she thought they were gonna buy a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon lemon lemon...

That song by Simply Rag (Never never love?), she thought it was "you're not bologni(sp) anymore". It's "below me" btw.

 

[goatfood]

I though "Saturn 5" by the Inspiral Carpets was in fact "Set on fire"

and the classic from my youth was singing "I wanna be a door" to the Stone Roses.

My Mam is quality at these - she asked me why they "wanna be a duck"

And the Xmas song " I wish I was at home for Christmas" - she thought was " I wish I was a Pogue for Christmas", when I asked her what she thought a Pogue was she said "a small furry animal"....no idea why anyone would want to be a small furry animal for Christmas???!!!

 

[1894]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Dm5hldI-k&feature=related[/youtube]

Lazy... something or other....

 

[Cheltblue]

When i was a lad the Bee Gees did Tragedy; opening line

'Lived my life in a lost and lonely part of town'....

I thought it was:

Lived my life in an 'old Stan Bowlesy heart of a hound'

I was right, they were wrong i tell ya!

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

This is a good one....Watch the subtitles...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtnhACszmM&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

"Close friends get to call him TC, providing it's with dignity."

 

[bagsy67]

I remember trying to shock my dad by playing him 'Starfucker' by the Rolling Stones - when it came to the chorus (ie starfucker starfucker starfucker starfucker starfucker sta-ar) i asked him what he thought they were singing, he listened intently then said it sounds like 'walk the stork walk the stork walk the stork walk the stork walk the stork walk the sto-ork'. And you know, he was right, it really does!!

 

[Wheelsy]

Oh, and Duran Duran's Rio:

"Two antipodean souls" rather than "two of a billion stars"