Misheard lyrics

[thegoat10]

1990 I was 10 at Maine Road, City v Sheffield Wednesday

The crowd start to sing "Sheep shaggers" to the away following, I joined in singing what I thought I heard

"Shes a nurse, shes a nurse, shes a nurse"

Our kid still rips me now

 

[BlueMoon93]

Not really a lyric but on the new confused.com advert the young girl with the posh south west accent goes 'Just whack in your details', it sounds exactly like 'Just fuck in your details'. Honestly, listen to it next time it's on, I'm convinced that's what she says lol.

 

[LaLuneBleue]

...and also, a couple from the Mrs:

Buck Rodgers by Feeder, she thought they were gonna buy a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon lemon lemon...

Those are the lyrics!!!

I used to have trouble with that "slam your body down and wind it all around....zigazigah!" line from Wannabe by the Spice Girls!

 

[JakeRedMCFC]

in the stone roses - made of stone it says

'sometimes i fantasise'

i used to think it said

'sometimes i wank outside'

it just sounds like it the way it is sung

 

[1894]

This is a good one....Watch the subtitles...

Just loved it !

 

[brass neck]

My step daughter has some classics here.


Song goes................................................................She said

"Jitterbug" (wham)......................................................2 o'clock"
"Luck be lady tonight" (Sinatra).................................."MOCK be a lady tonight"
"Anyway the wind blows" (queen).................................."looking through the window"
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older" (beach boys)..........."wouldn't it be nice if leave were falling"

There is many many many more but cant remember it the present

Here brothers classic was his version of "Astalavista.... baby" on terminator...wait for it

"IM A BABY ROOSTER...... BABY"

 

[sweep]

I believe in miracles - Hot Chocolate - I used to think it was I believe in milkos - and thought they must be some kind of chewy confectionery.

Ditto.

This takes some beating:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koTCXbV0jEw[/youtube]

 

[Bluesbrother]

Does anyone remember on top of the pops when Dexy's Midnight Runners where performing "Jackie Wilson Says" and some one from the Beeb put a picture of the darts player Jockie Wilson in the background

 

[Thatchersforearm]

Katie Perry: 'I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick'

I thought it was: 'I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chopstick'

I remember thinking, 'what the fuck is a cherry chopstick?'

 

[exiledblue]

Does anyone remember on top of the pops when Dexy's Midnight Runners where performing "Jackie Wilson Says" and some one from the Beeb put a picture of the darts player Jockie Wilson in the background

Yes - it was hilarious - what a cock-up!