Misheard Lyrics

Adventures Of Stevie V - Dirty Cash (Money Talks)

My kid brother thought the lyrics were "Dirty Cat I want you Dirty Cat I need you whoow"
 
An ex did the classic

We'll be together with a roof rack over our heads.

I told her why I was laughing and she argued that she was right even after I asked why would you put a roof rack over your head, I was told it was a double hidden lyrical meaning thing.

She also came out with another corker when at my mates following songs by Lionel Richie and the Commodres. Apparently she liked the Commodres but not as much as Lionel Richie mainly because he was a much better singer than the bloke from the Commodores.
 
Sunita: 'He's got to be, so macho'

Me: 'He's gotta be, soaked in yolk'<br /><br />-- Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:13 pm --<br /><br />Pink Floyd: 'No dark sarcasm in the classroom'

Me: No dogs or cats in the classroom'
 
Shapeshifters sing: I'm a different person, yeah
I hear: I live in Manchester, yeah


Arctic Monkeys: Ya couldn't have done that on a Sunday
I Hear: ya Cunted and that on a Sunday (which in my defence i usually was after a heavy Saturday night_)
 
B. A. Robertson 'Kool in the kaftan'
I used to sing 'Cool and the captain'.

A friend of mine used to think that Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water went:

'Slow motion Walter, the fire-engine guy'.
 
Bee Gees (How deep is your love) - 'and you come to me on a summer breeze'

Sounds like - 'and you come to me on a submarine'
 
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