Misheard rock lyrics (that you think are better than the original)

[dickie davies]

… I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike
Heard as
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Like a Cilla Black fan on a bike

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Omg @Lovebitesandeveryfing i was going to post similar the other day.
I was always confused by Squeeze lyrics “ in a shed up at Heathrow”.
I thought the last words were “Fatty throw” which was too long ago to refer to Luke Shaw.

Sounds more plausible for Shane Warne, who tended to get a bit tubby at times, throwing a ball in from the boundary.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Always thought it was ' like an empress '...

That's quite good, actually. That's what I call an improvement on what they actually sing.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Look at those gay men go.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Look at those gay men go.

What's that from? or rather, what is it a mishearing of?

 

[Barcon]

When Suzie wore her knickers tight.

crocodile rock

 

[MouldensChippy]

Sham 69

Come on
Come on
Hurry up hairy camel !

Definitely better than the original line..

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Hey baby won't you take a chance
Put your hand down my underpants.....and let's dance, let's dance.

Don't know how old you are, Bill, but it's struck me more than once that your rock/pop references belong to ancient history at least as much as mine. Maybe more so…

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

What's that from? or rather, what is it a mishearing of?

Life On Mars, I think

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Not me, but a friend of my sister thought "Don Quixote" by Nik Kershaw was called "Donkey Horsey"