Misplaced anger thread

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karen7 said:
de niro said:
karen7 said:
Fook off
Don't ban me :)
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come on ladies own up, you do 99% of things better than men but you can't drive for toffee.
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*Must not bite,will not bite*
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no bite needed, just own up.
if I see a snail being driven or worse a car kangarooing down a street I say to my mrs, thats a woman, she then defends the said "driver" till we catch up. guess what? some fucking woman that should washing up or running the country, anything other than be behind the wheel or a car.

and that's just the school run, about 50 yards from their house. if they walked it they look slightly thinner to their hubbies who in turn wont have a bit on the side.

give your cars up, you know it makes sense.
 
de niro said:
karen7 said:
de niro said:
come on ladies own up, you do 99% of things better than men but you can't drive for toffee.
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*Must not bite,will not bite*
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no bite needed, just own up.
if I see a snail being driven or worse a car kangarooing down a street I say to my mrs, thats a woman, she then defends the said "driver" till we catch up. guess what? some fucking woman that should washing up or running the country, anything other than be behind the wheel or a car.

and that's just the school run, about 50 yards from their house. if they walked it they look slightly thinner to their hubbies who in turn wont have a bit on the side.

give your cars up, you know it makes sense.
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Give it up mr d,it's not good for your blood pressuure
Just admit we are the superior race,you will feel much better

I have a steering knob so i can park on a sixpence,so there
:)
 
pantalon violet said:
unexpected item in the shopping bag

alright alright you **** shut the fuck up, dont be so loud , im not nicking anything














(tries again with loose garlic )
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Ah fucking hell, how did I not think of this? Worse than the human checkouts

PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA ...

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA


PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE AS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING SIMPLETON
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
pantalon violet said:
unexpected item in the shopping bag

alright alright you **** shut the fuck up, dont be so loud , im not nicking anything














(tries again with loose garlic )
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Ah fucking hell, how did I not think of this? Worse than the human checkouts

PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA ...

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA


PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE AS YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING SIMPLETON
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pmsl...
"Please return the item to the bagging area"
 
Ive been going in the same co-op near me for over 6 years, the same staff have served me a minimum of 3 times a week and still they ask every bloody time - "Do you have a members card?"

Frickin NO - just like I didn't the 1000's of other times you asked me - retards!
 
The bbq just got kicked as the coals were unevenly distributed and that really pisses me of.
I class myself as chief fire starter, when we were kids and had 1 match left to start a little fire it was given to me, if mates could not get it going, i was given responsibility.
A fair skill that is for a 14yo in his gang of mates.
I think only the ability to nick your dads porn mags gave you more kudos, and later in life...beer.

So... when fire does not act as it generally should i get pissed of for some reason.

Oh i remembered one for the "stuff you can't do thread"...gargle mint mouth wash for the stated 30sec.
It burns like fuck and i am lucky if i can handle 4sec of it.<br /><br />-- Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:27 pm --<br /><br />
pantalon violet said:
really thick fucking children

i compare my bright child to kids the same age and can honestly say id be in prison with murder if i had some of his thick fucking mates as kids

one daft **** asked which is the worst card in football , i said red, he said no its green
i said there wasnt a green card

he said there was

i said wasnt

he said was
i said ( getting slightly peeved) there wasnt

he said there was

i said no there isnt ( getting mad)

he said there was

i said " right smart arse where and when in football have you ever seen a green card"

he said " when the manager wants to talk to the players he waves it"

i said "you thick **** "

he said" what about the black card"


i said leave the room cos im going to nut you you ****


he left



hes 8
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A perfectly reasoned response to the little shit stain sir.
I did chuckle :D
 
I hate the cunts in shops that put a receipt in your hand and a layer of coins on top .. fucking cunts.
 
Markt85 said:
I hate the cunts in shops that put a receipt in your hand and a layer of coins on top .. fucking cunts.
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I'm with you on that one as i only have one hand so have to put it down and pick them up seperately
 
You sure he's not colour blind?


pantalon violet said:
really thick fucking children

i compare my bright child to kids the same age and can honestly say id be in prison with murder if i had some of his thick fucking mates as kids

one daft **** asked which is the worst card in football , i said red, he said no its green
i said there wasnt a green card

he said there was

i said wasnt

he said was
i said ( getting slightly peeved) there wasnt

he said there was

i said no there isnt ( getting mad)

he said there was

i said " right smart arse where and when in football have you ever seen a green card"

he said " when the manager wants to talk to the players he waves it"

i said "you thick **** "

he said" what about the black card"


i said leave the room cos im going to nut you you ****


he left



hes 8
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pantalon violet said:
drthingy said:
You sure he's not colour blind?


pantalon violet said:
really thick fucking children

i compare my bright child to kids the same age and can honestly say id be in prison with murder if i had some of his thick fucking mates as kids

one daft **** asked which is the worst card in football , i said red, he said no its green
i said there wasnt a green card

he said there was

i said wasnt

he said was
i said ( getting slightly peeved) there wasnt

he said there was

i said no there isnt ( getting mad)

he said there was

i said " right smart arse where and when in football have you ever seen a green card"

he said " when the manager wants to talk to the players he waves it"

i said "you thick **** "

he said" what about the black card"


i said leave the room cos im going to nut you you ****


he left



hes 8
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just stupid

very

-- 14 Apr 2014, 15:45 --

karen7 said:
Markt85 said:
I hate the cunts in shops that put a receipt in your hand and a layer of coins on top .. fucking cunts.
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I'm with you on that one as i only have one hand so have to put it down and pick them up seperately
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really ?
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I have two but one is unusable,car accident
I was right handed so sods law that was the one to go
i stopped being angry about that a long time ago
Recycling gets me going more now :)
 
Shouldn't have said bout the car crash karen, more ammo for the "women can't drive" ;)
 
karen7 said:
aguero93:20 said:
Shouldn't have said bout the car crash karen, more ammo for the "women can't drive" ;)
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Shit i never thought about that lol
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