missing girlfriend.

[goatastuta]

when the thread first appeared i let it slide but.......wtf is she doing with no shoes?

She doesnt need shoes,when shes lay on her back!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

It's like the Sunday Omnibus edition of Gavin and Stacey.

 

[Lucky Toma]

when the thread first appeared i let it slide but.......wtf is she doing with no shoes?

Hair dyed purple and taking her shoes off when pissed....I know the type and they're a fucking nightmare.

Great should you happen across one at 2 in the morning. Annoying as fuck as girlfriends.

Usually mistake being loaded up on Bacardi for being a 'free spirit', as if taking off her footwear is evidence enough that she is Woodstock reincarnated.

Often gin-cryers too. Usually over a family dog that passed away when she was five and you console her for the first ten minutes mistakenly believing 'Billy' must have been a brother considering the snotty hysterics she's in.

 

[johnny on the spot]

First thing tomorrow, frog march her down for a clap-test.

 

[colourmeblue]

when the thread first appeared i let it slide but.......wtf is she doing with no shoes?

Hair dyed purple and taking her shoes off when pissed....I know the type and they're a fucking nightmare.

Great should you happen across one at 2 in the morning. Annoying as fuck as girlfriends.

Usually mistake being loaded up on Bacardi for being a 'free spirit', as if taking off her footwear is evidence enough that she is Woodstock reincarnated.

Often gin-cryers too. Usually over a family dog that passed away when she was five and you console her for the first ten minutes mistakenly believing 'Billy' must have been a brother considering the snotty hysterics she's in.

holy jeebus...spare us the gin-cryers (great phrase btw)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?

They're the best kind.. well the spunk happy bit. Oh and not as a girlfriend.

 

[bennyblue]

If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?

Not too judgmental eh NF firm but fair

 

[jimharri]

If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?

Look; don't be so mealy-mouthed. Tell us what you really think of her!

 

[colourmeblue]

If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?

again...harsh but probably true....would like to see you after a loss mate