Helmet Cole
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crizack said:
What goes around...................
Aint Karma a woman! - well remembered Mr Fetlocks.
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missing girlfriend.
- Thread starter crizack
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What goes around...................
Aint Karma a woman! - well remembered Mr Fetlocks.
Timmmmahhhh
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well, I'm off to the pub, if your bird fancies a drink and a "chat" I'll be in the Bull in Hazel Grove.
Feed-The-Goat
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crizack said:that was my ex. this girl i met in town (no engagement etc haha)
How many ex's have you got.
TheMightyQuinn
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Lucky Toma said:Hair dyed purple and taking her shoes off when pissed....I know the type and they're a fucking nightmare.
Great should you happen across one at 2 in the morning. Annoying as fuck as girlfriends.
Usually mistake being loaded up on Bacardi for being a 'free spirit', as if taking off her footwear is evidence enough that she is Woodstock reincarnated.
Often gin-cryers too. Usually over a family dog that passed away when she was five and you console her for the first ten minutes mistakenly believing 'Billy' must have been a brother considering the snotty hysterics she's in.
You need to stop hanging around my ex girlfriends.
Lucky Toma
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TheMightyQuinn said:Lucky Toma said:Hair dyed purple and taking her shoes off when pissed....I know the type and they're a fucking nightmare.
Great should you happen across one at 2 in the morning. Annoying as fuck as girlfriends.
Usually mistake being loaded up on Bacardi for being a 'free spirit', as if taking off her footwear is evidence enough that she is Woodstock reincarnated.
Often gin-cryers too. Usually over a family dog that passed away when she was five and you console her for the first ten minutes mistakenly believing 'Billy' must have been a brother considering the snotty hysterics she's in.
You need to stop hanging around my ex girlfriends.
They're the only women who are impressed by my slender girth :)
TheMightyQuinn
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Lucky Toma said:TheMightyQuinn said:Lucky Toma said:Hair dyed purple and taking her shoes off when pissed....I know the type and they're a fucking nightmare.
Great should you happen across one at 2 in the morning. Annoying as fuck as girlfriends.
Usually mistake being loaded up on Bacardi for being a 'free spirit', as if taking off her footwear is evidence enough that she is Woodstock reincarnated.
Often gin-cryers too. Usually over a family dog that passed away when she was five and you console her for the first ten minutes mistakenly believing 'Billy' must have been a brother considering the snotty hysterics she's in.
You need to stop hanging around my ex girlfriends.
They're the only women who are impressed by my slender girth :)
Girth is over rated.
XxRachXx
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:If memory serves,I'm sure the OP met this girl when she was on her own hen night,yet he ended up shagging her.
Now I'm not being judgemental here,but surely that should have been a brief snapshot as to what kind of two-timing,spunk-happy,unfaithful woman she may possibly turn out to be?
If thats the case what goes around comes around "/
Lucky Toma
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TheMightyQuinn said:Lucky Toma said:TheMightyQuinn said:You need to stop hanging around my ex girlfriends.
They're the only women who are impressed by my slender girth :)
Girth is over rated.
I tell myself the same thing every day ten times whilst standing naked in front of a mirror.
It keeps the tears at bay.
Lucky Toma
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seemedownkippaxstreet said:I'm hoping the change of tone by page 23 means she's alright.
Home safe with a full english inside of her.