missing girlfriend.

[carlos tevez is a blue]

When is this moving to the classics?

 

[bernabias home shirt]

at 34 pages is this worth reading?

Not really

The debate is did she get a good rattling in the missing hours.

And the answer is. . . Fucking to right she did.

 

[Damocles]

He's booking them both a trip to Wrexham on the other thread.

Could this be a visit back home for the missus?

 

[Manci7y]

at 34 pages is this worth reading?

Yes.

A giggle....

Oh and IMO, defo rattled...

 

[2sheikhs]

at 34 pages is this worth reading?

It is. It is similar to The Flash's thread a while ago about the "spunking cock".
It started off with sympathy. Then good advice. Then diplomacy won the day.

 

[stony]

I suspect the OP's bird has clocked this thread and he is that whipped he has no intention of letting us know the outcome.

I assume she has either owned up to having her trout battered and he has forgiven her cos she loves him "realises how much of a mistake it was and it will never happen again", plus she was drunk so it's ok or give some horrifically bad lie that he has accepted at he won't share it with us cos he knows how unbelievable it is.

I'd suggest he gets her down to the clinic and scraped out before he tries thumbing a semi into her disease ridden slop bucket.

I also put money on this not being the first time this has happened and that he has been stirring someone else porridge on regular occasions, just this time she got caught.

Anyway, due to easily accessable antibiotics, is it at all possible for her phone number? A PM would be fine although I imagine her number is all over the internet anyway so you may as well post it in here.

I've just sprayed digestive crumbs all over the keyboard.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Assume it's like throwing a twiglet in an empty museum now...

I assume her 'Clopper' is bigger than a shire horses collar

edited for extreme accuracy

 

[SWP's back]

at 34 pages is this worth reading?

Not really

The debate is did she get a good rattling in the missing hours.

And the answer is. . . Fucking to right she did.

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

at 34 pages is this worth reading?

Not really

The debate is did she get a good rattling in the missing hours.

And the answer is. . . Fucking to right she did.

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

Until they tracked back more than Petrov ever did.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You just have to hope she wasn't getting pounded for the entire 7 hours, that implies a man you'd struggle to compete with or a number of men taking it in turns.