missing girlfriend.

[daveduke67]

Have you compared her arsehole diameter to what it was on Friday?


Can we establish who was hanging out of the back of it? I know Joe le Taxi is the favourite but my money is on the housemate with the candlestick in the shower

Diameter is still around 36" - around his waist anyway.

 

[bennyblue]

The only situation where redemption might be possible, is a picture of this purple topped vixen, thus letting the contributors on the thread, to decide if she is worth, revisiting.

Get it done Crizak, i shan't "look' at you the same, till you do.......

No purse, phone or shoes and pissed, does it matter what she looked like surely you would be shouting bingo

 

[glen quagmire]

I just want a pic!

 

[york away to this!]

praise the lord, off topic is saved!

this thread has been worth the wait, worth the worry, worth every minute of no laughs, no humour, bitching, fighting and BB2.....

so to summarise - bloke loses dragon, dragon gets slayed, bloke finds dragon, bloke believes dragon's tale, the end....

like bluemoon poetry!

 

[Ragnarok]

I just want a pic!

I am sure someone saved the original pic.

 

[colourmeblue]

I just want a pic!

I am sure someone saved the original pic.

tbf you would have wouldnt you? I would but it wasnt me...honest

 

[glen quagmire]

Crizack, leave it alone.

 

[SWP's back]

I haven't read the whole thread but am I right in thinking you are all ripping some poor guy whose girlfriend disappeared only to be found shagging another fella?

Yes.

Was it proved she was ???

Yes, she went awol for 7 hours and didn't answer her phone.

She was up to no good.

 

[york away to this!]

no, no, no. Apparently she just went for a bit of a walk round from just after one 'til eight in the morning....... perhaps she just needed a bit of "space to think".....

 

[SWP's back]

I haven't backtracked at all I just chose not to bother and let you lot get on with the witch burning !

Bob, would you believe your bloke that he was innocent if he dissappeared with his phone off for 7 hours before returning?

I ask as many of my mates have been forgiven for this when "staying at a mates" as they were pissed. They have never been innocent though. They were always up to the dirties.