missing girlfriend.

[SWP's back]

Not really

The debate is did she get a good rattling in the missing hours.

And the answer is. . . Fucking to right she did.

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

Are you referring to the ladies of bluemoon as dogs SWP !!!!

I got a bite gents!

And no toby, it's just a turn of phrase. ;-)

 

[94th Minute]

Put it this way, it was nigh on impossible trying to get a taxi home from town in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Was this your chat up line?

J'accuse!

Fucking hell, i don't think i've ever been in such a state that i would rattle a purple haired, barefoot, wandering Welsh woman, but never say never.

I can see the logic, you'd have to be so pissed to do it that you'd be too pissed to perform. I retract my accusation.

I can't believe the OP's not provided more than a few lines to this thing with no explanation. What was her excuse?

'I fell into some bins that must have been full of out of date munch bunch, luckily I've only bruised me knees and the back of me throat'

 

[toby]

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

Are you referring to the ladies of bluemoon as dogs SWP !!!!

I got a bite gents!

And no toby, it's just a turn of phrase. ;-)

Gents!!!!! are you having a laugh

 

[Mr Rich]

I think I lost my glasses...

 

[Helmet Cole]

Not really

The debate is did she get a good rattling in the missing hours.

And the answer is. . . Fucking to right she did.

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

Until they tracked back more than Petrov ever did.

Bob and Rach went very quiet, very quickly when NF dug up that little anecdote about Crizack pulling a bird on her hen night. I have a feeling this crossed the line as far as the ladies were concerned.

 

[SWP's back]

Don't forget BM's dogs of war jumping in to defend his floozy.

Until they tracked back more than Petrov ever did.

Bob and Rach went very quiet, very quickly when NF dug up that little anecdote about Crizack pulling a bird on her hen night. I have a feeling this crossed the line as far as the ladies were concerned.

They should never had faith in her in the first place. No one goes missing and misplaces their phone at that time, for that long, if they aren't having a game of hide the sausage.

 

[the goats backside]

Has he done the old syringe and litmus paper test from the load holder

 

[daveduke67]

I just hope he doesn't enter any $1,000 prize stock car races to buy her flowers, presents and a wedding ring.

 

[BlueHammer85]

can someone summarise this thread for me

 

[paphos-mcfc]

can someone summarise this thread for me

Girl goes missing, Crizack calls police and posts on here worried sick. blues concerned too. Bird turns up later after a 3 cock special at the taxi rank, Crizack fucks her off, gets a bit of a slating, then gets back with her.

Hope he wellies up, cos if he doesn't his nudger's gonna look like a shower head by next week.