missing girlfriend.

Juan King said:
Classic thread!

In all seriousness, you need to make sure she gets tested before you go near her slop hole again. She could be riddled.

She sounds like she'd enjoy a night out in Hazel Grove.
 
Timmmmahhhh said:
Juan King said:
Classic thread!

In all seriousness, you need to make sure she gets tested before you go near her slop hole again. She could be riddled.

She sounds like she'd enjoy a night out in Hazel Grove.

Biker grove? everyones had a ride on her....
 
Ahhhh I see what happened, he followed her thick snail trail all the way back to a flat in town and a girl opened the door, welcomed him in and suddenly brought loads of girls out and asked him which one he wanted and she was stood there.
Is she trying to pay for her student loan mate?
 
Feed-The-Goat said:
TCIB said:
Any chance of some kind soul summing this thread up for me please ?

A Welsh Purple Ronnie went out, didn't return home until 8am, with no shoes, bag, well anything. Friends said she went missing from them when they were trying to get home around 1.15am, a few backstreet blowies and a bukkake session later she stumbles in looking like a plasterers radio. OP gets rid, then decides to change his mind and get back together. Now he wants a cheap return to Wrexham with his bird stinking of spunk.


I'll assume this is for the classics then ?
 
Scottyboi said:
spam1967 said:
Are you still doing city art?

That has been put on the back burner as the paint pot is only full of white spaff.

I don't give a fuck.

I want one of the scene outside the ritz.

I'll pay good money.
 
TCIB said:
Feed-The-Goat said:
TCIB said:
Any chance of some kind soul summing this thread up for me please ?

A Welsh Purple Ronnie went out, didn't return home until 8am, with no shoes, bag, well anything. Friends said she went missing from them when they were trying to get home around 1.15am, a few backstreet blowies and a bukkake session later she stumbles in looking like a plasterers radio. OP gets rid, then decides to change his mind and get back together. Now he wants a cheap return to Wrexham with his bird stinking of spunk.


I'll assume this is for the classics then ?

Alot of us will be disappointed if it doesn't end up there.
 

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