feedmpenzaandhewillscore
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Bukakke has a lot to answer for.
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missing girlfriend.
- Thread starter crizack
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Bukakke has a lot to answer for.
Oh man, I am only on page 4 but tears (of laughter) are running down my face. His girlfriend is missing so someone suggests going into town and checking with taxi drivers etc, Ragnorak very helpfully posts this
'I would suggest checking for open manhole covers or ditches etc in the area she was last seen'
I haven't even got to the good part and I am wetting my pants.
'I would suggest checking for open manhole covers or ditches etc in the area she was last seen'
I haven't even got to the good part and I am wetting my pants.
Two Gun Bob
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R.I.P mate, good to see one of your old posts.
Very sad news and our resident gardener. Safe journey Johnny On The Spot.
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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True classic thread. First the worry, the realisation, and finally 40 pages of piss taking. The great thing is how the forum ladies instinctively came to her defence amd tried to put a plausible spin on the previous night.
True classic thread. First the worry, the realisation, and finally 40 pages of piss taking. The great thing is how the forum ladies instinctively came to her defence amd tried to put a plausible spin on the previous night.
I am now on page 27 and had to stop for a coffee. Every now and then someone will post that Off Top is not the same as it used to be.....This shows how true that statement is, I don't think it would reach page 10 nowadays. Some brilliant posts.
There has been mention of a parody thread, I would love to read that as well but wouldn't know how to begin finding it, shame really.
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Just tried to pm the op to see if they ever got married, but he's left :-(I am now on page 27 and had to stop for a coffee. Every now and then someone will post that Off Top is not the same as it used to be.....This shows how true that statement is, I don't think it would reach page 10 nowadays. Some brilliant posts.
There has been mention of a parody thread, I would love to read that as well but wouldn't know how to begin finding it, shame really.
andyhinch
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Think the suns got to me was thinking about someone else :-(Very sad news and our resident gardener. Safe journey Johnny On The Spot.
andyhinch
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Was thinking of someone else, I’m blaming the sun :-(RIP ? Really sad news if that is the case. I thought someone said he was ok, a little while ago.
PannickAtTheDisco
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Was thinking of someone else, I’m blaming the sun :-(
It's not like enough people are dying at the moment for you to start killing random posters off.
Two Gun Bob
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Was thinking of someone else, I’m blaming the sun :-(
Welcome back Johnny and brilliant news, now back to business. Page 24 and a tip top thread.
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