Missionary Killed Whilst Attempting to Spread The Word

The guy apparently brought gifts, one of which was a football.

You know, because it’s the goto game for a tribe cut off for 1000’s of years, on an island about the size of Manhattan.

Who haven’t got the ability to make fire, have little chance of having discovered the wheel, and have a tech level, just above Stone Age.

... can you imagine if we ever discover and travel to alien life forms , and the 1st bod to shake the purple tentacle offered, blurts out ‘hi have you heard the good news of jesus’

Zap zap...
 
This is another fake news story thae kind that our Donald likes talking about, this bloke wasn't talking about jesus and had no interest in god. The simple fact is he refused to heed the advice of the ships captain who told him it wasn't a good idea to wear his Rag shirt.
 
The end of a spear is always a difficult position. Looks like Jesus must have been elsewhere. Probably celebrating a goal he helped some other deluded **** score. Priorities.
Jesus was a goalkeeper. I know, I’ve seen the signs!
 
This is another fake news story thae kind that our Donald likes talking about, this bloke wasn't talking about jesus and had no interest in god. The simple fact is he refused to heed the advice of the ships captain who told him it wasn't a good idea to wear his Rag shirt.
He was wearing a rag shirt? How do I go about donating to the great people of this island?
 

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