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Missionary Killed Whilst Attempting to Spread The Word
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BlueMoonRisin’
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Oh yeah, I read this earlier. Basically a Bible basher wanted to spread the bullshit (ahem) word to a remote tribe on an island somewhere in the Indian Ocean. And basically they killed him and dragged him around on the beach like a dead dog along the beach.
Moral of the story is don't go god bothering remote natives or you'll end up getting dragged along the beach by a lead dead style. I hope the god bother's God has saved him...
Moral of the story is don't go god bothering remote natives or you'll end up getting dragged along the beach by a lead dead style. I hope the god bother's God has saved him...
Nebuchadnezzar
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They should have done a penalty shoot out with the football he took for them. He could have saved his life and avoided sudden death
And nuke it?
Could hire Uwe's Grandad to do the job ;-)
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Day out at Old Trafford for his bereaved family it is then.
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Maybe Google Jim Elliott?Oh yeah, I read this earlier. Basically a Bible basher wanted to spread the bullshit (ahem) word to a remote tribe on an island somewhere in the Indian Ocean. And basically they killed him and dragged him around on the beach like a dead dog along the beach.
Moral of the story is don't go god bothering remote natives or you'll end up getting dragged along the beach by a lead dead style. I hope the god bother's God has saved him...
TCIB
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I'm a celebrity get this arrow out of my spleen
Seriously though, they should move the show there, i would watch it then. A good cross between battle royale and cabin in the woods.
Seriously though, they should move the show there, i would watch it then. A good cross between battle royale and cabin in the woods.
Nebuchadnezzar
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Day out at Old Trafford for his bereaved family it is then.
How are you posting from beyond the grave?!
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Just spat coffee everywhere you bastard.I'm a celebrity get this arrow out of my spleen
Right here's one for you old ones, apparently as he landed on the beach all the islanders were singing that song made famous by Leapy Lee.
Little arrows in your clothing
Little arrows in your hair
When you're in love with god you'll find
Those little arrows everywhere
Little arrows that will hit you once
And hit you once again
Little arrows that hit every god botherer
Every now and then.
Little arrows in your clothing
Little arrows in your hair
When you're in love with god you'll find
Those little arrows everywhere
Little arrows that will hit you once
And hit you once again
Little arrows that hit every god botherer
Every now and then.