Modern game annoyances.

[erast fandorin]

People

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Characterless robots who commentate on Match of the Day

Out of touch pundits on the above

Injury time. Just have a couple of clocks in the ground (a la rugby league), which are stopped, when
a) excessive goal celebrations
b) injuries
c) substitutions which seem to take forever
d) free kicks when the ref can't police the 10yard rule, properly.
The game then stops @ 90:00, taking away ALL doubt in the ground

The Redknapps

The Champions League, which is home and away knockout (prelims)
then a mini league
then home and away knockout
then a winner takes all final game. No consistency.

Too much football available on TV
Prem
FL72
Conference
Scottish/Irish (you can even watch Welsh on S4C)
French/Spanish/German/Italian/French/Dutch/Aussie/Russian (a couple of years ago)
Women's
Beach
Masters (over35's)

Ed Chamberlain......Ed the fuckin' Duck knows more about football

Celebrity fans

Gary Neville being a fantastic pundit

The Southern Media's love-in for ANYTHING Spurs related (Scoddy Parker, anyone?)

 

[baldybouncer]

Those drumming and trumpeting feckers that attend the England games and make a horrible feckin racket!!

 

[BlueTony]

Those drumming and trumpeting feckers that attend the England games and make a horrible feckin racket!!

I have hated this sort of thing ever since that Spanish c*nt Manolo started drumming at every Spanish game and acting like he is some kind of celebrity. Quite why nobody has taken that drum of him, smashed it sideways over his head pinning his arms to his body and punched him repeatedly until he gets the message is beyond me.

 

[Pigeonho]

Those drumming and trumpeting feckers that attend the England games and make a horrible feckin racket!!

Good one. I was unfortunate enough to be sat right infront of these fuckers at old trafford for the Greece game, and I mean right in front of them. Proper fucking strap-ons the lot of them.

 

[sh249]

The 'extra' officials in CL games.
Linesmen who wave their flags like japanese tourist guides when anyone near them falls over.

People in the crowd who don't tolerate any kind of backwards movement with the ball ;-)

People in the crowd who don't join in with songs

People in the crowd who constantly moan at the boo boy flavour of the month i.e Dzeko, Kolarov or Garcia

Still yet to ever make a decision, even on incidents which happen a couple of centimetres from them.

 

[The Flash]

Those drumming and trumpeting feckers that attend the England games and make a horrible feckin racket!!

Indeed. And their repertoire is "The Great Escape" or "God Save The Queen".

 

[Unknown_Genius]

How every England game, and FA cup semi is played at The FA's cash cow, also known as Wembley

Wembley stadium itself

Danny Mills

 

[aguero93:20]

Niall Quinn the pundit ( not to be confused with Niall Quinn the player)

Sky having all the domestic cup fixtures

Jamie Carraghers voice

Sepp Blatter

Bayern

 

[Happy Feet]

All seater stadiums

Face paint on adults