Mods in Limericks

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Our star trio the blues had been denied
but Mancini still fielded a quality side
With hope in our hearts
surrounded by gassy beer farts
We awaited an exhilarating ride.

Fortune was not with us
Savic, with the turning circle of a bus.
First, Andy Carroll, a twat none the less.
Left our Montenegrin in one hell of a mess
then Mr Agger went down like a wus.

Gerrard stepped forward, and nailed his pen.
Past the hand of Hart, the saviour of our men.
For moments before he made 3 wonderful blocks
causing Scousers to plunge off Merseyside docks
but just like sunday, we'd have to fight back again.

Despite the loss of our magical merlin
a tight contest was just unfurlin'
but despite our boys best
it was somewhat a snooze fest
so much so that people switched over to the curlin'.

but would it be City without a debate?
Glen Johnson, 2 footed, to suffer Vinnie's fate?
Lee Mason thought not
so the FA can rot
till we get the justice for which we wait.

Alas, it was not meant to be.
but hope is there for all to see.
our stars will return fairly soon
rising along with our glorious blue moon
with a league title for us, for you, for me.

 

[Paladin]

Reviewing our team situation
Our critics sense some trepidation
Comparing our side
To a young virgin bride
We look good, but there's no penetration

 

[Cellarite]

UU - will you quit it? everytime someone tries to have a go, you blow them out of the water.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

UU - will you quit it? everytime someone tries to have a go, you blow them out of the water.

It's like some kind of gift, unbelievable.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

There is a mod called Damocles,
Who some say is the bees knees,
But call him a prick,
And you'll find out real quick,
He can ban you with consummate ease.

 

[Boots_]

On Sunday when trying to defend
Our captain was deemed to offend
The ban was appealed
The panel revealed
To be Webb, Wayne Rooney and Friend

They met at the home of the FA
Attempting to contrive a way
To uphold the decision
Despite the derision
That greeted it back on Sunday

They looked at the player's behaviour
It looked like a tackle to savour
But it came to the votes
And a bag of used notes
Swung it back into Ferguson's favour

To show the FA is farsighted
All future appeals will be sited
At United's HQ
And every review
Will be sponsored by Manchester United

In deciding where to spend fees
A different policy sees
Mancini invest
In only the best
Whilst others just buy referees

truly outstanding.

UU should do a weekly rhyme on that weeks events and put it on the blog.

Too right, GSC. Brilliant stuff, UU.

 

[Cheesy]

i just googled " arsehole with no life " and it came up with your user name

Go figure ??

Corky he struggled with words
His head being chock full of turds
He acted real tough
but was made of shit stuff
and was routinely slapped silly by birds

Now that's a limerick corky - not a particularly good one but it serves as a rough example of the form of rhyme. It's also uncomfortably accurate but that's because I know you . . so lighten up, try actually googling limerick (I'll tell you how to 'google' if you like), get a bit of basic education and stop acting like like the hard case that you're not.

thanks for the lesson..
tell me when i acted the hard case mr educator , please give me the insight of your famous mind .
you dont know me sunshine and youve ruined a great thread .
now fuck off
i dont have the time to diss nobodies, im too busy being funny

waster

That's another rubbish one Corky.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Corky for Poet Laureate.
Innit.

 

[Paladin]

A mod of extreme bulk and weight
Had the turnstile replaced with a gate
The Poznan's unwise
For one of his size
To away games he travels as freight

 

[Matty]

14 pages on this thread, and numerous years of modding service and the end result is 1 limerick?

I resign.