Mods in Limericks

[JoeMercer'sWay]

14 pages on this thread, and numerous years of modding service and the end result is 1 limerick?

I resign.

There was a mod called Matty
who the lads kept calling a fatty
He claimed he was excluded
the panel concluded
He's the only mod not to do Nattie.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Yeah, see you Matty.

 

[pablozabaleta]

There once was a mod called Matty
Who secretly took it up the batty
One Saturday night
His wife got a fright
And started to become a bit ratty

His wife started to call him a queer
And said get the fuck out of here
Don't ever come back
If you love it up the crack
Or at least till you get the all clear

 

[Matty]

Well, that'll teach me, fat and gay in the space of 2 limericks.

 

[Paladin]

Re: Re: Mods in Limericks

14 pages on this thread, and numerous years of modding service and the end result is 1 limerick?

I resign.

Change your settings to 50 posts per page and its only two and a half pages.

 

[pablozabaleta]

Well, that'll teach me, fat and gay in the space of 2 limericks.

bit of a laugh mate, just joking ;)

Matty was the mod I had never seen
I didn't know if he was nice or mean
He doesn't love a poke
I was having a joke
To get me banned he was quite keen

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Well, that'll teach me, fat and gay in the space of 2 limericks.

I can confirm you're not fat.

 

[Paladin]

The sad mad fat moody mod Matty
When ignored would get a bit ratty
But joking aside
Don't damage his pride
He'll be off in his clapped out Bugatti

 

[Paladin]

Enigmatic Mario Balotelli
Soon after a large vermicelli
Cruised into a college
Though not to gain knowledge -
To relieve his distended belly

The faculty jumped to their heels
Whilst students continued their meals
When back at his car
Our blue superstar
Found his Bentley with four fewer wheels

 

[Trigger]

A mod of extreme bulk and weight
Had the turnstile replaced with a gate
The Poznan's unwise
For one of his size
To away games he travels as freight

Must be me ;)