Mods in Limericks

[Paladin]

De Niro whilst on the night roster
Believed he had found an imposter
Though mild and softspoken
No rules had been broken
He still kicked out 'Red Fred from Gloucester'

 

[Paladin]

A member just back on probation
Appealed his unfair situation
The mods disagreed
And with frightening speed
Applied an extended cessation

 

[Paladin]

The neutrals continued to baulk
At the numerous places to talk
For the serious debator
Bluemoon is far greater
Than Shed End, Red Cafe and RAWK

 

[toffee balls]

There once was a mod from Cheadle
Whos post count will make you feel ill
One day he did a runner
BM was less funnier
Nows he's back,Our very own Rascal

ps you still look like Malcolm Glazier you twat.

 

[Paladin]

With mods in suspense and intrigue
Who's top of the punishment league?
With a wave of his hand
Nine more innocents banned
Ducado has writer's fatigue

 

[Paladin]

The gossip and rumour was rife
About players from Stoke to East Fife
And just as expected
Only Tevez rejected
From the bedroom of Gigg's brother's wife

 

[Paladin]

While checking a new conversation
Matt the mod has caused some consternation
Now Ric's got involved
The problem's resolved
He's told Matt to mod in moderation

 

[Wheelsy]

There was an ex-mod from 'round Wales
Who wanked into a bucket of snails
He said "it slips and it slides
Like vaginal insides
While I dream of that ape Gareth Bale"

 

[Ducado]

Still brilliant!

 

[Anonymous]

There's some 'no life' sad dickheads on bluemoon
who spend lonely nights in their bedrooms
just adoring the mods
cos they thinks they are gods
we all hope that they f#ckin grow-up soon