Mods in Limericks

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Ducado likes to welcome a new user
this scouser who joined was a bruiser
in love with this dipper
he undid his zipper
cos in life you cant be a chooser.

 

[Ducado]

We have some very good limerick writers on here they are all really funny, keep them up, it's got to go in the classic section this one

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Wheelsy was raising his pet 'roo.
Up to be a real true blue.
Stony wanted dinner.
There'd only be 1 winner.
Thus Wheelsy locked him up in the zoo.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Prestwich Blue bought Jess a red rose.
I think we all know where this story goes.
She wore a lovely blue dress.
He thought "phwoar, bloody hell, yes!"
then De Niro punched him square on the nose.

 

[mackenzie]

Damocles was a very clever mod
Who had curious thoughts about God
And If you put on a thread
About someone who's dead
He'll RIP you to pieces and spit his dummy out.

Do I win?

 

[Rascal]

Damocles was a very clever mod
Who had curious thoughts about God
And If you put on a thread
About someone who's dead
He'll RIP you to pieces and spit his dummy out.

Do I win?

There was a girl called Macca
whose arse was quite a cracker
one day in the pub
i gave it rub
she kneed me in the knackers

 

[Trigger]

Getting off likely for a mod & steward me thinks ;)

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Damocles was a very clever mod
Who had curious thoughts about God
And If you put on a thread
About someone who's dead
He'll RIP you to pieces and spit his dummy out.

Do I win?

no, don't think so. I thought it had to go 11221, yours goes 11223...

Mackenzie was a lonely old girl
but Ric decided to give her a whirl
He took her out on a date
but Cleavers used him as bait
and won her heart with a gorgeous pearl

 

[lloydie]

Our ex-mod, Wheelsy, the Aussie
had an inflatable roo down his cozzie
when a disgruntled copper
deflated his whopper
it resembled a bite from a mozzie

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Everyone else could do nothing but snigger
at the mod by the name of trigger
whilst in the mod showers
dreaming of Damocles and flowers
he just couldn't stop his dick getting bigger.