Mods in Limericks

[JoeMercer'sWay]

De Niro had been good for a while
but Ric put some doubts in his file
he'd got addicted to benders
thought everyone had agendas
so the doctors declared him senile.

 

[Anonymous]

there is a sage in our mist
hes a wizard that you cannot dismiss
knowledge on every subject
his retorts are simply perfect
i wonder at his mind ,
excited at the next fact he may find
Damocles you really do bamboozle
until i learnt you fucking use google

Google 'limerick' and see what comes up . . . before you get it so embarrassingly wrong again.

 

[Paladin]

When Ric with his usual fervour
Was seen by a casual observer
Accosting a whore
In an Ann Summers store
She couldn't supply a new server

 

[Paladin]

The mods met to talk about fees
Last Saturday at Mary D's
The meeting adjourned
When one of them learned
The others all had STDs

 

[Carstairs]

UUBlue

You have a rare talent for limericks.

keep it up mate, I'm a big fan of your work.

 

[Bill]

De Niro had been good for a while
but Ric put some doubts in his file
he'd got addicted to benders
thought everyone had agendas
so the doctors declared him senile.

brilliant Ben.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

UUBlue

You have a rare talent for limericks.

keep it up mate, I'm a big fan of your work.

Same here.

 

[Bill]

there is a sage in our mist
hes a wizard that you cannot dismiss
knowledge on every subject
his retorts are simply perfect
i wonder at his mind ,
excited at the next fact he may find
Damocles you really do bamboozle
until i learnt you fucking use google

Google 'limerick' and see what comes up . . . before you get it so embarrassingly wrong again.

i just googled " arsehole with no life " and it came up with your user name

Go figure ??

oi.

 

[Paladin]

Thanks Carstairs. My favorite topic for a while!

 

[Rascal]

There once was a mod called tiny
whose cock was small and shiny
shaped like a cone
when he got a bone
the underneath was all spiny