Mods in Limericks

[mackenzie]

There once was a mod called rasc
Who found good behaviour a task
He could always be found
In the dorf for a round
But he'd never buy one.....alas!!


Kidding Russ xxx

 

[Trigger]

Everyone else could do nothing but snigger
at the mod by the name of trigger
whilst in the mod showers
dreaming of Damocles and flowers
he just couldn't stop his dick getting bigger.

Love it ;)

 

[Rascal]

Getting off likely for a mod & steward me thinks ;)

An old mod called Trig
liked a good long frig
he pulled it all day
work rest and play
then gushed like an oil rig

 

[mackenzie]

I think that Cleavers is clever
He hardly posts but then starts modding whenever
He's extremely quiet
And let's us just riot
But then he gets to the end of his tether

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Cleavers is a miserable mod
and at times is a difficult sod
after my farcical ban
i'm not his number 1 fan
so when he talks I just smile and nod.

 

[Paladin]

Whilst eating a burger with cheese
Matty fancied the waitress, Louise
When asked if she dated
He soon got frustrated
As she only spoke Senegalese

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

they whisper of the mod named Shadygiz.
In Legend they write of his powerful jizz.
when in position,
his hard work comes to fruition
and he lets his magic wand do the biz.

 

[Trigger]

Getting off likely for a mod & steward me thinks ;)

An old mod called Trig
liked a good long frig
he pulled it all day
work rest and play
then gushed like an oil rig

I wish ;)

 

[mackenzie]

they whisper of the mod named Shadygiz.
In Legend they write of his powerful jizz.
when in position,
his hard work comes to fruition
and he lets his magic wand do the biz.

You do realise that is very gay don't you.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

Mackenzie couldn't admit she was a lezzie
who'd got in on with bluebird her bezzie
both lying on the floor
bluebird recoiled in awe
at the dildo she'd been bought for a prezzie.