Monday's newspaper headlines

[kunaguero10]

I use to love these threads, everyone coming up with witty headlines, not had a thread like this for a while.

MARVELOUS: Merlin inspires vintage City win as Superman flops

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

''Suarez charged with ruining Evra's celebrations''

 

[whothefisAlice]

'Once famed club, LFC, now whinging little c#nts'

 

[mcrpogue]

Gary Neville in dog-buggering shocker.

 

[whothefisAlice]

'World class Kolarov hits hat trick in final 10 mins'

 

[inGavious]

i've seen the slow-mo of the handshake, Suarez's hand is out there to be shaken, he doesnt retract it away once, Evra must have mistimed if cos he goes to shake his hand after Suarez has passed him and Suarez is shaking hands with De Gea. So Evra over-reacts there for not paying attention. Suarez keeps his hand out, Wio doesnt want to (maybe more regarding if it impacts the Terry case with his brother) but Valancia and Wellbeck and the rest of the united team shake his hand.

watching that slow-mo on the better angle, cant see what Suarez did wrong, his hand was out waiting.

 

[TCIB]

Bluemoon in non meltdown shocker

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Evra's Antics in front of Liverpool Fans Nothing Like Adebayor's in Front of Arsenal Fans say FA.

 

[samharris]

Suarez pulls out leaving Evra gasping!!

 

[jimharri]

Bluemoon in non meltdown shocker

I wouldn't speak too soon if I were you. Let's wait until 6 o'clock tomorrow evening!