Monday's newspaper headlines

[glen quagmire]

City old boys turn villans and hand united title lifeline


Aston villa defeated 2nd place Manchester City with a goal in either half. A 5th minute header from Richard Dunne from a corner and a Steven Ireland 25 yard screamer with 4 minutes left to play. Penalty save hero Shay Given, said "that was a great display from the lads, and for me to save 2 penalties, from a forward like aguero was nice."

 

[The Future's Blue]

'United Go Top'
By Shit Head Rag Top.

United take the Top spot while City fall behind due to not playing until Sunday. A shameful display against the Villa, a game that should have seen Villa move away from the relegation zone, saw Ciy run-out lucky 5-0 winners.

 

[inGavious]

Dunne Scores The Winner

Richard Dunne scores a cracker, sealing the 1-0 victory and sends City top .... another great own goal. Mancini retorts in Ferguson-esque manner, regarding the Gibson winner for Everton a few weeks ago, "Dunne was City's masterplan!".

 

[micahr]

Suarez Shocker "I'm not white"

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

i've seen the slow-mo of the handshake, Suarez's hand is out there to be shaken, he doesnt retract it away once, Evra must have mistimed if cos he goes to shake his hand after Suarez has passed him and Suarez is shaking hands with De Gea. So Evra over-reacts there for not paying attention. Suarez keeps his hand out, Wio doesnt want to (maybe more regarding if it impacts the Terry case with his brother) but Valancia and Wellbeck and the rest of the united team shake his hand.

watching that slow-mo on the better angle, cant see what Suarez did wrong, his hand was out waiting.

thats a rubbish headline

 

[glossop is blue]

Rags and dippers to lose points for tunnel scrap!

 

[jimharri]

i've seen the slow-mo of the handshake, Suarez's hand is out there to be shaken, he doesnt retract it away once, Evra must have mistimed if cos he goes to shake his hand after Suarez has passed him and Suarez is shaking hands with De Gea. So Evra over-reacts there for not paying attention. Suarez keeps his hand out, Wio doesnt want to (maybe more regarding if it impacts the Terry case with his brother) but Valancia and Wellbeck and the rest of the united team shake his hand.

watching that slow-mo on the better angle, cant see what Suarez did wrong, his hand was out waiting.

thats a rubbish headline

Must be a bloody huge paper to fit all that, in big type, across the back page!

 

[Essembe]

Kim Kardashian has a spring in her step.

As Kim left a Starbucks this morning she looked a picture of health and radiant beauty in her tight fitting summer dress.

 

[james1910]

talksport have a 16 hour phone in on how wonderfull spurs are!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dave S]

talksport have a 16 hour phone in on how wonderfull spurs are!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you mean how wonderful 'Arry is?