Moonchester

[jimharri]

It's the dancing that gives it away.

It's okay if he puts on his red shoes and dances the blues.

 

[The Lone Whalley Ranger]

I used to think he was a blue moon, but a year or so ago was informed he was actually an alien. A blue moon would make more sense, right?

 

[Sk@mcfc]

My lot love them

 

[CTID1988]

Always found it disrespectful of the club to not even ask Tits Out Jackie if she wanted to be our mascot

 

[gaz76]

Always found it disrespectful of the club to not even ask Tits Out Jackie if she wanted to be our mascot

I have it on good authority that when arsene wenger was at arsenal that they agreed a deal for Jackie, but the prem but a block on it, apparently tits and arse isn't very family friendly

 

[GaudinoMotors]

It's the dancing that gives it away.

The smugness ;-)

 

[threespires]

What would you have instead?

A giant pan with legs, silhouettes of the all trophies on the outside of the pan and 115 on the handle.

We could call him Piss Boiler.

 

[BlueTG]

Always found it disrespectful of the club to not even ask Tits Out Jackie if she wanted to be our mascot

I can still see the faces of two middle-aged West Brom fans when she got her tits out to them mid-game back in 2009.

Thank fuck I’d learn to look for the reaction of others and not for her medallions.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

A giant pan with legs, silhouettes of the all trophies on the outside of the pan and 115 on the handle.

We could call him Piss Boiler.

Wouldn't be the first boiler mascot.

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

The original Moonchester was realistic. I just cant believe the new ones are real aliens!