Most annoying football cliche?

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

"plays it round the corner..."???

What f*cking corner???

 

[supercity88]

"It was a good ball but no one was on the end of it" or "he had the right idea".

If no one is in the box why are they crossing it, and I'm sure every player out there has the right idea when they play football but it's all about execution so why say it!

 

[Aba452]

“Running into the channels.” This is a newish one, which is designed to sound pseudo-scientific, even a bit geometrical (or something…).
Yeah, it's kind of useful for footballers not to run straight into where there's space, isn't it? Like into the back of a defender?

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[RiversideBlue]

In women's football:-
"that's a great save" for any save regardless of difficulty.

 

[Winchester]

He's in a good place right now

Where ???

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Team X will be better suited than Team Y because of the big pitch.

Almost every pitch is the same size

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

The clips with Dion Dublin added in are brilliant.

Oh, and when some ****, usually those two goons from Sky Sports are discussing a team with money to spend and they describe it as a "war chest".

Fuck off.

 

[RiversideBlue]

Whilst player is rolling round on the floor looking to get another player booked "he's not that sort of player.." Yes he fucking is.

See also "he's an honest player"

See also Harry Kane

 

[BlueHammer85]

West ham fans this season

''sleep walking to relegation''

all seem to jump on this one on social media, dickheads.

 

[Shirley]

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