Most annoying football cliche?

[Bluesince1979]

He felt contact so deserved to go down


No …. Football is still a contact sport … just

 

[MarsLlama]

This is a small one that probably only I am annoyed by, but I hate when commentators use the word cameo to describe a player who came on at half time or something. 'Cameo' should be reserved for 15 minute appearances at most.

 

[JASR]

You just can’t write Manchester United off.

With 1b in debt, they might have to be…

 

[JASR]

This is a small one that probably only I am annoyed by, but I hate when commentators use the word cameo to describe a player who came on at half time or something. 'Cameo' should be reserved for 15 minute appearances at most.

Word Up!

 

[KS55]

“By mutual agreement”.

 

[West Yorks Owl]

commentators calling the rags just 'Manchester'

There's not much that Wednesday & United fans agree on, but losing their shit after being called "Sheffield" is one of them :)

 

[Grassland Blue]

They’ve started off well early doors ?
Wtf is early doors

Early doors is a term used by pub goers which basically means, first thing, when the pub has just opened and hasn't yet got busy. So the first 10 - 15 mins or so perhaps.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Pluralising individual players “when you’re up against your De Bruynes, your Haalands”

But not your Nevilles or Futchers....

 

[Norman kneejerk]

We are the type of team who believe that if the opposition scores 2 goals, we will need to score 3 goals in order to beat them.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

At the start of an interview they say ....Yeah/No , which f*cking is it ? YES or NO !!!!

 

[madloaf]

"They'll go in the happier side" (said about every team who is just 1-0 down and has had 3 touches all half when playing us.)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

‘Players are entitled to go down when they feel contact’.

 

[East Level 2]

‘Proper club’.

And "proper fans".

 

[SebastianBlue]

“Financial doping”

 

[TinFoilHat]

United are back where they belong!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Liverpool fans ''they know their football'' Newcastle fans ''they're so passionate'' (ridiculous sycophantic cliches by the media as always)

I could write an essay about how much I hate our fans’ obsession with PASHUN but I’ll just say that it hasn’t helped Duncan Ferguson.

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

“Roy Keane wouldn’t do X.” Who cares what that rag bastard would or wouldn’t do?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

“Roy Keane wouldn’t do X.” Who cares what that rag bastard would or wouldn’t do?

Most breeds of dog

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Goals win games.
Winning means points.
And what do points make?….. Prizes.