Most pain you've been in

[MellowJoe]

I've witnessed 2 births live! Much to my chagrin (I don't know what that means but I hope it works here) I've seen a few on video too, and sometimes the woman doesn't look as if they're in pain at all, they're in a comfy bed with doctors and nurses all around them, maybe that helps, it's psychological, pain.. isn't that what the burning monks say?

I knelt on a screw once, Christ! There were no midwives around to help me

 

[ob]

When my bowel burst outside Stamford bridge 5 years ago waiting to go into the ground. Went home rang 111 and rushed into hospital for emergency surgery

 

[Blue Mist]

Got leathered, literally, on the big toe in the nets off the opening bowler for the first team at probably 80mph 3 weeks ago. Been fucked since and got infected. Week of penicillin and was on the mend nicely. Took another one to the same spot batting on Saturday. Its fucking painful as fuck and whole thing as black as your hat. Struggling to get my shoe on for work

Unk. Do they not have bats at your club ?
You're ment to hit it with one not kick the fucking thing.

 

[Barcon]

I was the guy in the cave in Bone Tomahawk.

 

[idahoblues]

Sciatica.

When it hits you it’s really fucking hits.

It’s terrible!

 

[mancityvstoke]

Paper cuts

 

[Bluesince1979]

Dislocated left ankle along with breaking ankle, breaking foot and all toes.
broke right ankle and left wrist in same incident.
The pain of doing all that was obviously horrific but pales into insignificance with the pain of the doctor trying to forcibly put the dislocation back whilst i was wide awake.

i still feel sick at the thought 26 years later

 

[kaz7]

I've witnessed 2 births live! Much to my chagrin (I don't know what that means but I hope it works here) I've seen a few on video too, and sometimes the woman doesn't look as if they're in pain at all, they're in a comfy bed with doctors and nurses all around them, maybe that helps, it's psychological, pain.. isn't that what the burning monks say?

I knelt on a screw once, Christ! There were no midwives around to help me

Women have epidurals , can feel nothing from the chest down so no pain

 

[mat]

Bump!

Just zipped my jeans up and caught my knob in the zip! Tried to carefully unzip it but it was stuck fast so braced myself and pulled it out. OUCH! Hurting like a bastard now!!!

I've got a small piece missing and I'm bleeding like a pig! I'm not going to hospital to wait hours in A&E, fuck that, I've put a plaster on it. : (

You're lucky it bug enough to do that. Mine pops through the tiny gap when erect.

 

[kaz7]

Multiple injuries in the car accident , mostly out for the worst parts but rehab was brutal and very long

Breaking my shoulder into several bits was agony and the rehab as above

Breaking my ankle was no bother , i hobbled on it for four days

Complex regional pain , one of those they call a suicide pain, relentless and pain killers dont work , makes me very short tempered , you may have noticed lol