Most pain you've been in

[kippax_blueboy]

Dislocated shoulder

 

[Marklr]

I had appendicitis about 5 years ago. That was painful enough, but then it burst. It's the swelling of the abdomen that really hurts. Abdominal distension caused by peritonitis, which lead to sepsis because the surgeons didn't remove all the.....shhi...mess that leaks out into the abdomen. Not nice. It felt like that alien was going to burst out of my belly.

 

[Marklr]

Been through it Four times mate and Hospitalised twice at Stepping Hill. Even the Morphine only took the edge off the pain.

I try not to imagine it but yeah,i guess that would be one of the most painful experiences any man can go through. i don't know if it's as bad for women.
Morphine gets on my nerves after a bit. Probably literally too. I thought I could see Donald Trump in the bed opposite me. He done my head right in. Taking advantage of our NHS yet slagging it off.Tawt.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Gallstones. Horrendous. Had to have gallbladder out. Thought I was dying of a heart attack on one of the days I had an attack.

 

[Barcon]

As a previous poster when he was a kid, I caught my knob in my fly zip, mum to the rescue. I was 37 at the time though.

That happened to me but the pants were on a dummy at the Gap.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

To date a functioning alcoholic claiming to be a chiropodist accidentally putting a needle into my big toe bone.
I may come back to edit this post if we don't beat villa.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Couple weeks ago I pulled a muscle in my back. Just above my bum. Pain was unreal. I somehow made it to the office. Needed a dump - sat down but couldn’t get up. Physically no way. Felt like crying. Was in there for f*ckin ages before I hobbled out.

Weirdly it went the next day.

 

[Bill Walker]

Couple weeks ago I pulled a muscle in my back. Just above my bum. Pain was unreal. I somehow made it to the office. Needed a dump - sat down but couldn’t get up. Physically no way. Felt like crying. Was in there for f*ckin ages before I hobbled out.

Weirdly it went the next day.

Probably wasn't a muscle mate, sounds like a disc popped out, I get it from time to time, then it slips back in, and all is ok again. Usually a couple of days for me.
Pain is horrendous. It's a weakness you'll have to be careful off forever.

Not as bad (pain wise) as my first listen to a Morrissey Album though. @Mad Eyed Screamer must have a strong constitution. :)

 

[cleavers]

Dislocated shoulder

This.

Dived to take a catch in a cricket match, got it wrong and landed badly (dropped the bloody catch too).

The worst pain was the drive to the hospital, every bump in the road was torture, about 30 minutes.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Snapped my ankles, back, done my knees many a time, but the worse one was when I snapped my mind.