Most pissed you have been at a game..

To be perfectly honest I've only ever been pissed enough to make the football watchable. So probably under Pearce was my most pissed as I seem to have missed every City goal in the home games for the whole of the second half of the season.

I don't know who the guy was at the semi-final versus the rags at Wembley but he gets an honourable mention for being the most pissed I've seen anyone at a game. He was slouched in the top tier and seemed to be intent on holding the wall up in the concourse. I'll bet he still hasn't recovered.
 
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Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
To be perfectly honest I've only ever been pissed enough to make the football watchable. So probably under Pearce was my most pissed as I seem to have missed every goal in the home games for the whole of the second half of the season.

I don't know who the guy was at the semi-final versus the rags at Wembley but he gets an honourable mention for being the most pissed I've seen anyone at a game. He was slouched in the top tier and seemed to be intent on holding the wall up in the concourse. I'll bet he still hasn't recovered.
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Stuart Effin Pearce drove me to drink. Then we supped in the City Arms or the Wetherspoon's on the main road, even as kick off approached we would have a last pint and then get a taxi to the ground. I remember once a Taxi driver saying 'don't worry lads I will get you there in time for kick off'. He was told in no uncertain terms that we were not in that much of a rush. Annoyingly we did in fact see every kick off despite our best efforts.
Throw in half time beer to get us through to the final whistle I am surprised there was any room for after match beer..... but there was.
 
Lincoln City away in the 98/99 season. Tuesday night so had to book two days holidays off work. One turnstile and 3/4,000 City fans so got in the ground about 30 minutes after kick off to see Lincoln go 2-0 up and thought to myself WTF am I doing. Got home about 4am. Really weird Wetherspoons too - 1950's themed.
 
Derby at Maine Road, with a weird early kick off because the Police demanded it.

All stood on Platt Lane at 9 am drinking Tennants Super.

Was fucking hammered.

I dont remember much about the game.

That night the wife was watching Telly on low downstairs.

She said she heard me get up and expected me to go in to the toilet.Instead she heard me come down stairs.open the front door.She thought "WTF is he doing ?".

She got up to investigate.I was stood there in the front garden stark bollock naked pissing up the front wall.

She woke me up when she started screaming at me.

Never touched that stuff since,fucking lethal.
 
BMG away .. had a good scoop night before and continental breakie didn't really do its job. Was pleasantly mellow then sold a spare ticket I had for 55 quid and decided on a schnapps session. Tripped going up into our section .
Phone and glasses went flying a few Blues did try to help but I think when they heard the slurred Scottish accent they erred on the cautious side and left me to find my seat

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Rascal said:
Probably easier to say which game was i sober at.


Bad was Swansea away for an early sunday Ko. I got through the turnstile and then the coppers inside just laughed at me and said who are you kidding and chucked me out.

Chelsea Full Members Cup. Fell asleep on the terraces. Woke up for the last 5 minutes and thought we had won.

Charlton away, too pissed to get through the turnstile, watched it on teletext in the Con Club by the ground

Seville, chucked out, pissed

Liverpool, Chucked out pissed

Atalanta, too pissed to get up the roundy roundy bits at the san siro so went back the bar. Woke up in a car park at 5am by Italian paramedics

Madrid, pissed got in removed from the ground and watched in a bar

Shaktar, mindless, flight home was like a zoo

Arsenal Charity shield, asleep whole game

Forest, went out the wrong exit of the pub, saw a bus with trent bridge on it got on and it had just passed the ground, ended up back in the city centre in the Old Jerusalem, mindless

OT chucked out pissed

Huddersfield chucked out pissed

Maine Road chucked out pissed

Schalke, looked like a scene out of the Walking dead

Munich, my mate lost his shoes @andyhinch

Everton New Years day, in the Coffee House at 12 bells with my Everton mates on champers. Don't know how i got home.

Southampton, on the midnight, first train out of Waterloo to Southampton, then boozing on the ferry to the IOW at 9am, back to Southampton, in the pub, jibbed the special home. Didnt go the match, too pissed.

Burnley got head butted by a police horse and had my cans taken from me by the copper. Dont remember getting in.

Norwich, time we stayed in Great Yarmouth. Chaotic

Palace, ended up gate crashing a wedding in Islington, head in the curry bowl. My mate claiming he was a friend of the brides cousin.

Hearts V Rangers at Hampden, with a load of Hearts all day in Glasgow, terrifying.

England v Scotland at Wembley, with the Hearts mob again, fucking ridiculous amount of whisky drunk.


Oxford away, i was actually driving the van that day and sober, but it was the drunkest most foolish day i have witnessed being a blue. I could write a book about it, it was insane from leaving Manchester til we got home.
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"Ridiculous amount of whisky" is entry level mate. Just as well we didn't win. Or your post may never have been written. :)
 
Magicpole said:
"Ridiculous amount of whisky" is entry level mate. Just as well we didn't win. Or your post may never have been written. :)
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I had never quite seen anything like that day before. Wembley Way just had people asleep surrounded by empty cans and bottles. You literally had to stop over people all the way to the ground. As the only English lad in our party i just kept quiet. Virtually the whole ground was full of Scots as well, it was an amazing day.
 
Rascal said:
I had never quite seen anything like that day before. Wembley Way just had people asleep surrounded by empty cans and bottles. You literally had to stop over people all the way to the ground. As the only English lad in our party i just kept quiet. Virtually the whole ground was full of Scots as well, it was an amazing day.
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Some are of the opinion if you can remember a trip away for the football, you were a waste of a ticket. We have plenty of people who are devotees of that philosophy. Myself included.
 
Rascal said:
I had never quite seen anything like that day before. Wembley Way just had people asleep surrounded by empty cans and bottles. You literally had to stop over people all the way to the ground. As the only English lad in our party i just kept quiet. Virtually the whole ground was full of Scots as well, it was an amazing day.
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This reminds me of the day i was probably the most pissed ever in a stadium or on a trip.
LLanelli v Neath in rugby union challenge cup early 90's in a massive stadium.

Started in a village boozer full of, not surprisingly, proper Welsh boys at 7am. Once i didn't get twatted for having a ticket, knowing fuck all about rugby or not being massive and Welsh it was peachy.
Then we were all on a train full of other Welshmen and booze.
Then i was in a ram-packed massive stadium with what seemed like every Welshman in the world stood up and singing a tune as one and as if their lives depended on it being heard.
No other memories of that day apart from all the pubs being very small, but fuck me, i will never forget that singing.

Cardiff Arms Park, 88 or 89
 
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