Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

[MCFC Wirral]

I get that question all the fucking time, dont think i have ever asked another clubs fans that question, i couldnt give a shit

Agreed. I was pleased for Chelsea when they were taken over by Roman Ambramovich because it was competition.

 

[Abattoir Blue]

Phil Jones. Next Duncan Edwards.

Still time.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Calling @casserole of nonsense to the thread urgently.

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.

 

[Gingers Dad]

For those of us on that street ( for 3 nights ) will never forget it I would be surprised if its ever beaten for the atmosphere, even Mario balotelli made an appearance so funny.
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Loved that street was there for 5 nights. When we got there Wednesday there were just a handful of Blues but already the atmosphere was building up. The bar staff were already wearing City shirts and the City flags were up in the bars. You could tell then it was going to be special.

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[RayCTID]

The whole Lance Armstrong take.

 

[bluwes]

What do you think the criteria for ‘World Influence’ is? Baffling how some folk perch in front of keyboards and dream this shit up.

Maybe he means most of the world eats rice

 

[hammocity]

Charlie Austin will be a better buy than Sergio

Yep, that one was a fucking cracker.

 

[hammocity]

Champions of Europe you will never sing that.

Can’t wait for the Villa home game, hope Jack develops a “Frank Gallagher” accent and tells them to fuck off.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Maybe a late entry for a ridiculous take and, it’s a fair bet that the person who wrote this has a scum duvet and meets the rival fan criteria. His contribution was a regurgitation piece on the takeover in the Mirror. Not posting link.

‘Boiled over’, ‘Masses’?

Tensions boiled over this month with the release of United's new shirt for the 2023/24 campaign. Masses of fans gathered outside the Old Trafford club shop, temporarily forcing it staff members to close the doors , to protest about the Glazer's conduct and the uncertainty engulfing the club.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

A lad at school, c. 1959 "Come with us to see u****d on Saturday."