Most ridiculous take from a rival fan?

Believe me, that's exactly how I feel and the wife knows. But, it's her sister and for that reason I ignore a lot of the nonsense they spout.

However, it's getting more and more difficult to do so and I won't be lying down and taking any of that shite if they're at mine at Xmas, so I think my missus will probably have a little chat with her sister approaching the day requesting that her husband pipes down.
Ask yourself a question. Do you enjoy being in their company. If the answer is no then don't let your missus say anything. When they start, go at them all guns blazing. Take the beer he's holding off him and the chocolates she's stuffing in her fat face off her and tell them to fuck off out of your house.

Then sit down, put a recording of City v QPR on and turn to the wife and simply say Happy Christmas love.
 
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Had the misfortune of having to spend a few hours at the sister in laws house yesterday and the know nowt nobhead brother in law with his sidekick nephew of mine were present.

I avoid talking football due to these 'conversations' turning quite heated in the past but as per, these two ballbags just couldn't help themselves.

It started with the England game and how poor it was. In true plastic rag fashion both Foden and Stones were lambasted. I ignore the bait.

It then turned into how they don't watch football anymore and that there aren't any footballers worth paying to go and watch. A veiled dig at the fact that me and my wife do in fact pay to go and watch football. Again, I ignore the bait.

Long story short.

Haaland is shite and anybody could do what he's done in our team.

Rodri not as good as Keane as he's never nullified a threat such as Zidane in a big game.

Wouldn't pay to watch Phil Foden and referenced his performances for England.

People used to pay to specifically watch George Best, Eric Cantona and Ronaldo. No City player in history can ever make that claim.

Rodri and Gundogan are gobshites banging on about too many games and being tired etc. George Best did what they do with crap pitches, heavy footballs and a far more brutal game.

City are boring to watch. There's zero jeopardy. At least with Utd you don't know what your going to get.

I did point to our game against Fulham compared to their game against Villa but it fell on deaf ears. City are boring, end of.

It's fucking tiresome dealing with these two. I've told my wife that Xmas will be fun because I'm not going to be as passive as I was in my house, than I was in there's.

Neither have ever has season tickets and have only been to Old Scaffold a handful of times when the nephew was still at school. (He's 23 now)
Your restraint is admirable - personally, I would not be able to control my anger as well as that.
 
Ask yourself a question. Do you enjoy being in their company. If the answer is no then don't let your missus say anything. When they start, go at them all guns blazing. Take the beer he's holding off him and the chocolates she's stuffing in her fat face off her and tell them to fuck off out of your house.

Then sit down, put a recording of City v QPR on and turn to the wife and simply say Happy Christmas love.
Hahaha, brilliant.
 
If it’s that much of an issue to ruin a family gathering then surely everyone should just agree not to talk about certain subjects? I don’t talk about politics when visiting my mother because she and her husband are socialists. In every other aspect we get along so better avoiding that subject.

Similarly, if a relative is a rag there must be other subjects to chat about besides football? Otherwise just say you don’t give a shit, and laugh it all off. Don’t let rags or any other dickheads bother you, just know you’re better than them and they’re only jealous, so suffering for that.
 
Ask yourself a question. Do you enjoy being in their company. If the answer is no then don't let your missus say anything. When they start, go at them all guns blazing. Take the beer he's holding off him and the chocolates she's stuffing in her fat face off her and tell them to fuck off out of your house.

Then sit down, put a recording of City v QPR on and turn to the wife and simply say Happy Christmas love.
xmas day in the kitchen...
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Ask yourself a question. Do you enjoy being in their company. If the answer is no then don't let your missus say anything. When they start, go at them all guns blazing. Take the beer he's holding off him and the chocolates she's stuffing in her fat face off her and tell them to fuck off out of your house.

Then sit down, put a recording of City v QPR on and turn to the wife and simply say Happy Christmas love.
Maybe wait until youve had your present of your Mrs before doing this.
 

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