Moths, wasps and spiders..

[-dabz-]

Yep, I remember when I was a lad sat on a garage roof waiting for my proper round to be sorted, one of the fuckers crawled up my leg (short pants on) when I went to get up I obviously squashed it unintentionally, but the fucker stung me right on my groin on his ‘way out’, spiteful little fucker.

I know what that that feels like...About thirty years ago I came home from work and sat down in my ripped up work jeans on. I felt something tickle my balls, went to scratch it...And the little bastard stung me right on my barse (Between my balls and arse)...Wouldn't mind but it was in fucking November... Been stung on the top of my ear, under my finger nail, and the very tip of one of my nipples last year while I was in bed.

Bastards.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Oy @idahoblues stop being a redneck. Wasps are good. They pollinate flowers, fruit trees, crops the lot. We have done just about everything we can to kill bees who also do all of the above, we need wasps more than ever.
OP, yes there are less of most native creatures thanks to insecticides and pollution.

Fuck it, I'm going to block the M25 tomorrow.

leave your engine running

 

[idahoblues]

Yep, I remember when I was a lad sat on a garage roof waiting for my proper round to be sorted, one of the fuckers crawled up my leg (short pants on) when I went to get up I obviously squashed it unintentionally, but the fucker stung me right on my groin on his ‘way out’, spiteful little fucker.

The epipens aren't good either

 

[Barcon]

I know what that that feels like...About thirty years ago I came home from work and sat down in my ripped up work jeans on. I felt something tickle my balls, went to scratch it...And the little bastard stung me right on my barse (Between my balls and arse)...Wouldn't mind but it was in fucking November... Been stung on the top of my ear, under my finger nail, and the very tip of one of my nipples last year while I was in bed.

Bastards.

It's called a taint. That way we only need one word for men and women.
Using your version we would also need snarse or varse.

 

[-dabz-]

It's called a taint. That way we only need one word for men and women.
Using your version we would also need snarse or varse.

OK Varcon...:)

 

[Barcon]

OK Varcon...:)

 

[i kne albert davy]

All the scientific studies point to a huge collapse in insect populations worldwide.

Might well have something to do with a huge boom in the human population.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Moths ....good
Wasps.......cunts
Spiders......good

Not overly sure spiders are good if you happen to be a moth.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I know what that that feels like...About thirty years ago I came home from work and sat down in my ripped up work jeans on. I felt something tickle my balls, went to scratch it...And the little bastard stung me right on my barse (Between my balls and arse)...Wouldn't mind but it was in fucking November... Been stung on the top of my ear, under my finger nail, and the very tip of one of my nipples last year while I was in bed.

Bastards.

In Viz I once saw the barse named the "taint" - because it taint the scrotum and it taint the arse

 

[andyhinch]

I’ve had loads of spiders but mostly those skinny long legged fuckers.