Moving to Australia

[Barcon]

Just hired a lad from New Zealand at our place. Can anyone give me some tips on any decent insults I can throw his way?

 

[Bill Walker]

Just remember they have all there vowels fucked up

E becomes I, A becomes U

so Ben becomes Bin etc




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[foetus]

Just hired a lad from New Zealand at our place. Can anyone give me some tips on any decent insults I can throw his way?

Sheep insults

Tell him anything decent that has ever come out of NZ is Australian.

 

[EalingBlue2]

I couldn't cope being so far away from Europe. So many amazing places to visit within 3 hours of the UK.

That's based on a love of humanity rather than places though. Australia has endless nature, every Eco system you could have, incredible sea life, wildlife, nature and Coast that is wild beyond anything in Europe. cold Southern Ocean, tropical rain forest, desert, temperate farmland etc.

What it lacks is people , cities, . Everything is a little further but Asia and the South Pacifc are on the doorstep so if you love humanity you can get that.

Personally I moved here with my wife because I love living in a city that is half national park, where I drive to work through bush Barely touched by humanity despite being in a metro city , right on the ocean . It certainly isn't for everyone!

 

[EalingBlue2]

I can honestly say Australia has never been on my list of places to visit. Forget the spiders, snakes and drop bears. I just couldn't cope with the upspeak.

That is a disadvantage but it is offset by lack of the Brummie, Scouse and cockney accents

 

[EalingBlue2]

Just hired a lad from New Zealand at our place. Can anyone give me some tips on any decent insults I can throw his way?

Sheep insults

Tell him anything decent that has ever come out of NZ is Australian.

Tell him the Aussies invented pavlova that always winds the fuckers up for some reason. Talk about fush un chups that annoys them.

Pretend you think NZ is an Aussie state not a country. Only people easier to wind up than Kiwis are Victorians. I will never forget a Melbourne mates face when a couple of Brazilians we met said they thought Australia was Sydney and the outback. Queens landers wouldn't care about such things it's too hot and slow there and the beer is too cold to worry about comparisons but Victorians are sporting gold for a wind up.

 

[Bill Walker]

Just hired a lad from New Zealand at our place. Can anyone give me some tips on any decent insults I can throw his way?

Sheep insults

Tell him anything decent that has ever come out of NZ is Australian.

Tell him the Aussies invented pavlova that always winds the fuckers up for some reason. Talk about fush un chups that annoys them.

Pretend you think NZ is an Aussie state not a country. Only people easier to wind up than Kiwis are Victorians. I will never forget a Melbourne mates face when a couple of Brazilians we met said they thought Australia was Sydney and the outback. Queens landers wouldn't care about such things it's too hot and slow there and the beer is too cold to worry about comparisons but Victorians are sporting gold for a wind up.

haha good one!

But lets face it the only good thing about NSW is they have a road that leads to Gods own country - Queensland :)

 

[peoffrey]

I've worked with both and find Kiwis far easier in general. Australians are generally gobshites.

 

[DelToro]

Just hired a lad from New Zealand at our place. Can anyone give me some tips on any decent insults I can throw his way?

Tell him he sounds like a Canadian.

 

[foetus]

I've worked with both and find Kiwis far easier in general. Australians are generally gobshites.

Thanks man. I'll just go fuck myself..