Muffin or Barm

Re: Barm or Muffin

eh, thats too far! me and you outside NOW!!!
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Choice of weapons for this duel ?

Muffins
Barms
Teacakes

Rules

Participants to stand back to back walk ten paces and fire missiles at each other until one gives in.


Problem

Could go on as long as this thread and both duellists die of hyperthermia given inclemment weather.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Rammyblues said:
eh, thats too far! me and you outside NOW!!!
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Choice of weapons for this duel ?

Muffins
Barms
Teacakes

Rules

Participants to stand back to back walk ten paces and fire missiles at each other until one gives in.


Problem

Could go on as long as this thread and both duellists die of hyperthermia given inclemment weather.
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choice of weapon!!?

BARM OF COURSE! TAKE THAT!!
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

Rammyblues said:
Missed , try that double muffin, you cad
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* blue chili performs a matrix style swerve and dodges the evil muffin! jedi style takes a barm and frisbies it towards rammyblues*



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Re: Barm or Muffin

There is no spell, you just have to close your eyes............you are feeling sleepy.............you know its a chip muffin, you know its a chip muffin repeat twenty times.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

and still this pathetic muffin man writes his displays of false breadery!! long live the BARM!!
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We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the towns, we will fight them in the fields, we will never give in. Muffins are the nations food especially when accompanied with chips. Barms are imposters to the true art of baking and have to be resited at all costs. The chip muffin rules once more.
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

I have in my hand a piece of paper. I had written to the chancellor of Muffin regardin the're withdrawal from the Polish bakeries. I had requested that this was achieved by midday of the 11th of February. We have been advised that this withdrawal has not been witnessed.

I had also adviced the chancellor that if no such undertaki9ng was forthcoming then we would be in a state of war.


I speak to you now and have to admit no such undertaking has been received.


Consequently, we are at war with the muffins. Those from the North of Manchester anyway and don't represent the CoMs or Maine Road:)
 
Re: Barm or Muffin

A foretell a muffin blitzkreig, utilising all the forces at our disposal, the ME109 (Muffin Excutive 109) the Muffin Junkers 88, the Heinkel Muffin, with millions of muffins (don't forget 40m are produced each year) backed up by the Panzer Muffins. On the seas we will set sail with Muffin Bismark and Scharnhorst, the Graf Spee Muffin and a host of undersea boat muffins to sink the barms and grant total victory, with a muffin empire that will last 1000 years. Nothing less than world domination.
 
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