Muffin or Barm

[Cellarite]

To all you 'barmy' buggers I would just like to let you know I have received my chip fork from the Ginger Wig, suitably engraved with the quintessential truth of our time IT'S A MUFFIN! I hope to employ the same at the Leicester game. I don't suppose anyone has bought one of the fifty IT'S A BARM?

Suppose again chump. The Barm ones are sold out.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Just walking up the macc canal doing a spot of fishing, I stopped off at the cafe waterside in adlington ,brew and a bacon and sausage barmcake please, is that like a muffin, I pissed myself laughing at the confused lady, no it's a barmcake

She wasn't confused, she rightly knew it was a muffin. bet she went in back and had a right laugh there's a bloke out front calling a muffin a barmcake, obliviously from somewhere down south humour him. :-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Suppose again chump. The Barm ones are sold out.

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Prior to kick off at the Leicester game, after suffering multiple traumata supporting City, I experience the mother, father and extended family of traumata. I wended my way to CBL3, purchased chips 'n meat pie and a hot chocolate, and proceeded to indulge with a tearful eye. My tears were not, sadly for Sergio's retirement, nor were they for the impending doom of another three pen reverse. I had lost my stainless steel, made in Kyle Walker Land, muffin fork, Mine had been turned into a bespoke muffin fork, too. I had made a wee leather case for it so that it didn't jab me in the leg whilst I took my seat on high. No doubt some infidel from the barmist party will have claimed it, seeing it said 'muffin' and promptly inserted it on their 'antique' stall waiting for the arrival of Charles Hanson, et al, and the crew from Bargain Hunt. I expect the red team not to realise its value, and the blue team will not be able to haggle the price down below £50. Ah well, such is life.

And thank you for the info, Cellarite! I have been on the GW site and re-ordered. I suspect that the muffin forks haven't gone 'cos the muffin people are Mancs and are used to eating chips with their fingers. I thought that when I paraded down Muswell HIll Broadway on one of my Narf Landan excursions I would mesmerise the locals with a pronounced jab of my muffin fork into my tray of chips.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Just had chicken salad on a buttered oven bottom muffin. You can stick your barms up yer horseholes.

 

[moggymoz]

 

[its a Barm]

There's some very disturbing people on here.

 

[blue44]

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piss poor meme
muffin.

 

[blue44]

There's some very disturbing people on here.

your name being one.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I was in the chippy at tea time and there was a big sign for chip muffins, and some numpty still asked for a chip barm, the awkward twat.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Watching a programme with Freddie Flintoff in, he’s from Preston and he called it a Chip Barm
I’m from South Manchester and I call it a Barm.
From South Manchester all the way to Preston it’s known as a Barm.

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